You are the man you mocked, ridiculed and essentially hated.....Wally Phillips....



Steve Dahl @SteveDahlShow
Headed to @NHLBlackhawks events Thurs? We'll talk to @Metra on #podcast for handy tips & details on @wlsam890 2-6 pic.

"Hello Steve, this is Ellen I am calling from Naperville, when do you think I should leave to go downtown for the parade? I was planning on leaving at 7 AM, I have my survival gear all packed, do you think it will be safe?"

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Oh, Stevie, I called and you gave me some pantyhose, the kind with the cotton panel, oh Stevie.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Last time I heard him was when he was solo and he had a conversation with his YES crew about him not needing to have a YES crew and they all AGREED.....LOL

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

The old days.

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Elections have consequences.

Select club of those who know what that is from......Steve Dahl and the Blue Dolphins

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Stever had the club seats for years at Sox park. he wanted a press pass to go down to the locker room for something in particular, can't recall what. they told him no. so he spent the money on Hawks tickets instead.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

TEENAGE RADIATION

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Oh, Stevie, I like you and your sidekick, Dag Juhlin, not that awful dan bernstein, Oh Stevie.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

My bad....

AYATOLLAH!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Saw them perform at the Nickel Bag on River Road back in the 20th Century.


EDIT: When Steve & Garry ripped on the WGN Crew,it was some of the funniest stuff I ever listened to anytime or anywhere.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Who is lazier?

Mac or Dahl?

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I would like to be that lazy and have made the kind of cash they have made.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

There is the parallel of getting sober and changing things up.

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Elections have consequences.

Wasn't there a line from Oh Wally that went

sometimes after my husband leaves for work I like to fill up the bathtub with rice pudding and just...lie there listening to you

The Skylab and RTA parody songs were pretty funny, too.

It happens to these old radio guys, when they get too comfortable. See: Howard Stern

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

My friend Gregg was the drummer in Teenage Radiation. Now he is the drummer in the Buddy Rich tribute band...and is dating Buddys daughter Cathy.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

I don't think Dahl is lazy. He's just not funny anymore. He pretty much busted his ass from age 16 on. He does a 90 minute podcast plus a four hour show every day.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

"I wouldn't let my daughter go with you or your sidekick for all the tea in China, buddy".

http://windycitylive.com/video?id=9119874

stumbled upon him on Windy City Live flipping channels late at night

No drugs + no alcohol = no funny. It's almost universal.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

I tend to agree with this sentiment. However, I actually find his co-hosts to be pretty funny and quick-witted. When Steve sticks to reading amusing new stories and they chime in with wise-cracks it's very listenable. When it's more reliant on an off-the-cuff Dahl the drop-off really becomes apparent.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

I had forgotten that one.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

I'm hilarious.

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You know me like that.

I am not laughing. Yet. Post pictures of your $$$$ Honey!!!!

Full disclosure, I've never done drugs.

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You know me like that.

Tonight???

Sure.

1 W. Main St., Kenilworth.

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You know me like that.

Nope, nothing at all mind altering about alcohol. Nice to have you back, Doc.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

You stopped drinking like 3 weeks ago. The Tito's fumes will last another 10 days and it's over.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

Doc spills more than most people drink.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way