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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:36 pm

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Location: Bohemian Club Annual World Power Consolidation Conference & Golf Outing
pizza_Place: World Fluoridation Conspiracy Pizza & WINGS!

I am going to ask for utensils.

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Minooka Meatball

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:41 pm

Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:17 pm
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pizza_Place: Rosati's

*trying very hard not to post the link to the obligatory scene from "The Cable Guy"*

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:42 pm

I hope they have Diet Pepsi.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:44 pm

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Location: NW SUBURBS OF CHICAGO
pizza_Place: any from anywhere

Enjoy the scents of manure and overcooked meat.

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Godfella

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:49 pm

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pizza_Place: Luigi's

Don't call the maidens wench, doc.

You may get a trip to the rack!

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Scorehead

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:50 pm

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Location: Chicago, Illinois
pizza_Place: Salernos, Oak Park

I'm sorry.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:52 pm

Scorehead wrote:

I'm sorry.

I'm kind of looking forward to it. I've been curious.

I'll give the report this evening.

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Minooka Meatball

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:52 pm

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Godfella wrote:

Don't call the maidens wench, doc.

You may get a trip to the rack!

Ooooooooooooooo...kinky!

COME HITHER, WENCH!!! :drunken:

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Chus

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:55 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

I'm sorry.

I'm kind of looking forward to it. I've been curious.

I'll give the report this evening.

The kids will enjoy it.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:58 pm

Chus wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

I'm sorry.

I'm kind of looking forward to it. I've been curious.

I'll give the report this evening.

The kids will enjoy it.

Dr. Ken Jr. II has been already and he liked it.

They have beer. I think we'll be fine.

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Goggles

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:58 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

Enjoy the scents of manure and overcooked meat.

-Taken from Rogers Park Bryan's Match.com profile.

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Godfella

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:59 pm

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They encourage you to throw chicken bones at the losing horses...

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 1:01 pm

Godfella wrote:

They encourage you to throw chicken bones at the losing horses...

Sounds encouraging.

I'll bring extra.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 1:05 pm

Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Chus wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

I'm sorry.

I'm kind of looking forward to it. I've been curious.

I'll give the report this evening.

The kids will enjoy it.

Dr. Ken Jr. II has been already and he liked it.

They have beer. I think we'll be fine.

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Godfella

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 1:07 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:18 pm
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Fire up the crowd by starting the chant; "Winter is Coming!"

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Scorehead

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:39 pm

Joined: Sun May 03, 2009 9:33 pm
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Location: Chicago, Illinois
pizza_Place: Salernos, Oak Park

Well...how was it? Thats one of those places that you have to go to with the kids once, but will never go back to again.

Last edited by Scorehead on Sun Jun 28, 2015 10:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:49 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O23EzxT-Ug

that place is creepy but it would be cool to see jim carey perform live

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:52 pm

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the swordfights look gay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BxAEbf_eBM

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 10:27 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:46 pm
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I have no interest in doing this one. Sounds horrible.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 7:20 am

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
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pizza_Place: Milano's

i went there with my brother's family last summer....it sucks

i tried to get as wasted as I could but even that wasn't really helping

and of course (monetize everything), everywhere you turn there's someone selling something and your 7 year old children are spazzing...good times

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 8:17 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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double down and go to the Bristol Renaissance Faire

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 8:31 am

It wasn't too bad. The chicken was decent. They really don't give you utensils, even for the soup.

Next time you've got a half-thousand dollars burning a hole in your pocket, you can see some pretty well-choreographed fighting. That part was pretty impressive. I've had worse outings.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 8:36 am

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i can think of something well choreographed that costs half a grand in a couple hours...

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