A few months ago, a couple in their early to mid 30's and their
long haired son (probably 5 or 6) with a totally made-up name began to rent the house right next door to me. They are total fucking whackjobs. Confederate flag, home-school, probably anti-vaxxers, most likely racist, and definitely fringe 'Christians'. I work from home, so I hear these people in the yard they are RENTING every day. The mother loves the sound of her own voice, the kid seems nice enough, but I never heard the fucking long-haired dad's voice (even though I see his stupid ass every day) until yesterday. You see, there's kind of a party house at the end of my block, and the yahoos there were setting off some pretty loud noisemakers. Probably M80s. Just fucking noise. Yeah, it was loud, but it was 5 in the afternoon. I didn't flinch, because after living here for 9 years, 2 blocks away from Lake Michigan, I know what to expect on July 4th.
My 3 fuckin cats didn't hide, nor did they even wake from their naps. Anyway, long story short......this fucking douche next door, who has lived on the block for like 3 months, comes storming down the sidewalk heading east toward the noise, bare-footed, screaming in front of my house to the party house about 4 houses down. Literally
screaming. About how the noise was "scaring the crap of
my child", lol. If it were me, I'm not sure I'd be screaming at people who I don't know, who have explosives, and god knows what else, who have probably been drinking on a Saturday July 4th afternoon. And I sure the fuck didn't appreciate this cockknock doing it right in front of my house. Fuck that guy.
Not too long, read if you feel like it.
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