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Organic, no preservatives, free range, no grain. Yes, dog food.

Thats what my aunt in law just bought for grandmas 13 yo dumbass dog.

http://www.amazon.com/Orijen-Adult-Dog- ... n+dog+food
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pretty cheap considering how much you get for $100!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?

meanwhile, i was cooking grandma steroid ladden antibiotic infused bacon. that fuckin dog was literally eating better than we were. now do you guys understand why i want to shoot it?

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Organic, no preservatives, free range, no grain. Yes, dog food.

Thats what my aunt in law just bought for grandmas 13 yo dumbass dog.

http://www.amazon.com/Orijen-Adult-Dog- ... n+dog+food
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pretty cheap considering how much you get for $100!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?

meanwhile, i was cooking grandma steroid ladden antibiotic infused bacon. that fuckin dog was literally eating better than we were. now do you guys understand why i want to shoot it?

You ever consider murder/suicude as an option? Just eat his last meal and you'll be good.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2015 7:44 pm 
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shit that IS expensive dog food.

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Mr. Reason wrote:
You ever consider murder/suicude as an option? Just eat his last meal and you'll be good.


yes. if i killed the neighbors dog and grandmas at the same time i could put the gun by one of the paws and nobody would be none the wiser. disgusting dumbass pieces of shit

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How did it taste?

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IkeSouth wrote:
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You ever consider murder/suicude as an option? Just eat his last meal and you'll be good.


yes. if i killed the neighbors dog and grandmas at the same time i could put the gun by one of the paws and nobody would be none the wiser. disgusting dumbass pieces of shit

Once again, I think you missed my point.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2015 7:52 pm 
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How did it taste?


ask the fuckin dog. theyre people too. it can reply to you in english, get a job and pay bills, watch the kids when youre gone, drive your parents to doctors appointments, have clean sex with you, solve economic problems in the world... skys the limit with these oversized rats.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2015 7:53 pm 
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Mr. Reason wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
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You ever consider murder/suicude as an option? Just eat his last meal and you'll be good.


yes. if i killed the neighbors dog and grandmas at the same time i could put the gun by one of the paws and nobody would be none the wiser. disgusting dumbass pieces of shit

Once again, I think you missed my point.


once again, you didnt understand i said in a roundabout way to go fuck your dog

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If you buy more than a range from Dog Chow to Iams you are a dope.

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IkeSouth wrote:
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IkeSouth wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
You ever consider murder/suicude as an option? Just eat his last meal and you'll be good.


yes. if i killed the neighbors dog and grandmas at the same time i could put the gun by one of the paws and nobody would be none the wiser. disgusting dumbass pieces of shit

Once again, I think you missed my point.


once again, you didnt understand i said in a roundabout way to go fuck your dog

You seem far more concerned with the habits/benefits of being a dog than I. Don't project your beastiality fetishes my way. Nothing roundabout here, do the canine world a favor and off yourself.

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If you buy more than a range from Dog Chow to Iams you are a dope.


i cant believe this shit even exists, let alone sells.

it comes out to like $3.50 a pound. at that price you might as well buy ground beef and cook burgers for your dumbass animal :roll:

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You seem far more concerned with the habits/benefits of being a dog than I. Don't project your beastiality fetishes my way. Nothing roundabout here, do the canine world a favor and off yourself.


suck my shit fag

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IkeSouth wrote:
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You seem far more concerned with the habits/benefits of being a dog than I. Don't project your beastiality fetishes my way. Nothing roundabout here, do the canine world a favor and off yourself.


suck my shit fag

I expected a more 'evolved' response from a man of your ilk.

You disappoint. I'm sure that's not the first or the last time you'll hear that, however.

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Mr. Reason wrote:
I expected a more 'evolved' response from a man of your ilk.

You disappoint. I'm sure that's not the first or the last time you'll hear that, however.


i expected your fascination with my threads to stop at some point but i guess the gifts of my thoughts never stop giving

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IkeSouth wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
I expected a more 'evolved' response from a man of your ilk.

You disappoint. I'm sure that's not the first or the last time you'll hear that, however.


i expected your fascination with my threads to stop at some point but i guess the gifts of my thoughts never stop giving

If by fascination, you mean like gazing at a car wreck, then, yes, you'd be right. I don't get around here that often. I'm sure you've started much more asinine threads than this one. I'm happy to not have had the privilege of reading them.

You're entertaining, Ike. Don't ever stop doing what you do and I won't ever stop commenting on the passing scene when I happen along on the car wreck that is your board existence. Huzzah.

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Your name is very appropriate poindexter

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Mr. Reason wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
I expected a more 'evolved' response from a man of your ilk.

You disappoint. I'm sure that's not the first or the last time you'll hear that, however.


i expected your fascination with my threads to stop at some point but i guess the gifts of my thoughts never stop giving

If by fascination, you mean like gazing at a car wreck, then, yes, you'd be right. I don't get around here that often. I'm sure you've started much more asinine threads than this one. I'm happy to not have had the privilege of reading them.

You're entertaining, Ike. Don't ever stop doing what you do and I won't ever stop commenting on the passing scene when I happen along on the car wreck that is your board existence. Huzzah.

Ike likes to fuck pussy cats. Hates dogs for some reason. Must be a long story. Maybe Sini can post a paragraph or twenty about it.


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Your name is very appropriate poindexter

Thanks, Ike. When it comes to you, Reason's often thrown out the window.

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We used to have a mutt that had seizures once in a while. Once we switched to the all natural, he was fine.

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If you buy more than a range from Dog Chow to Iams you are a dope.


My dog food is $55 a bag and lasts about a month. I have no scientific evidence to back me up but the good food that isn't
made with corn and other garbage has made my trips to the vet non existent and my dogs looking good.

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Mr. Reason wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
Organic, no preservatives, free range, no grain. Yes, dog food.

Thats what my aunt in law just bought for grandmas 13 yo dumbass dog.

http://www.amazon.com/Orijen-Adult-Dog- ... n+dog+food
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pretty cheap considering how much you get for $100!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?

meanwhile, i was cooking grandma steroid ladden antibiotic infused bacon. that fuckin dog was literally eating better than we were. now do you guys understand why i want to shoot it?

You ever consider murder/suicude as an option? Just eat his last meal and you'll be good.


Posts like these don't make you look very good. Just my opinion. :wink:

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Lots of people have wished death on me on these boards. Its really full of a bunch of thugs

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IkeSouth wrote:
Lots of people have wished death on me on these boards. Its really full of a bunch of thugs

It hasn't worked, so you got that going for you.

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Lots of people have wished death on me on these boards. Its really full of a bunch of thugs


Thug board.

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My dog has allergies and needs special food. It's about $70 a bad.


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My dog has allergies and needs special food. It's about $70 a bad.


How long does a $70 bag of food last?

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A 17 lb bag lasts about 3 weeks.


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A 17 lb bag lasts about 3 weeks.


I guess $23 per week isn't crazy.

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Chus wrote:
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A 17 lb bag lasts about 3 weeks.


I guess $23 per week isn't crazy.


thats more than most people spend on healthcare insurance :lol:

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I guess $23 per week isn't crazy.


Money well spent to avoid the squirts.


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