The hell is wrong with you people? Do you shit so often that you can't make it thru a stop at Barnes and Noble or Target without needing to drop a bomb? For Christ sake take care of that at home and let me take a leak without having to hear your ass explode.

you need more fiber in your diet.

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Before clicking, I considered that you might be in favor of just random shitting in public places.

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You know me like that.

It's the nuclear option, and I'm glad you've been fortunate enough in your life never to need it.

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what if you work at Target and need to take a shit? is that allowed?

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Can't you hold your pee too?

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I hate to shit in public, and try to do it at home, but I work a lot on the road, so...

The nuclear option as CH put it is Target: consistently the best public bathrooms. Clean and they smell citrusy fresh

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Not a mult.

This young man sympathizes with Keyser and understands the nuclear option.

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It's deplorable when the public dares utilize the public washroom for one of its intended purposes.

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Worst public bathroom: Maywood Courthouse. I swear they clean the floors with stale piss.

Best public bathroom: Daley Center Law Library. Clean and deserted. You could post up in there for a half hour without being bothered by another person.

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I once defiled the bathroom of the Gurnee public library. Do you think this is something I wanted to do?

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I did it once when I was tricked into eating at a buffet. #NeverAgain

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GO BEARS!!!

I have no problem taking a dump anywhere I am at, if you gotta go, ya gotta go.

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I was at Granite City in Schaumburg on Tuesday afternoon. I found it odd that they had a movable carpet underneath the urinals. Now I understand they want to keep people from slipping on fluids, but who the heck wants to clean that carpet? It's not like you can just mop up the mess at night.

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most dire circumstance was Metra after lamb vindaloo the previous night. when I sat up I realized the seat was sticky with something. ugh!

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Always, and I repeat always wipe the seat down.

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I would leap from the train before taking a shit on Metra.

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This doesn't surprise me in the least.

I carry Clorox wipes in my work truck for this very situation. Everything gets wiped down and dried off before sitting down.

At work I know of two private bathrooms and those are the ones I frequent. I hate having to use a stall next to someone else who is grunting and making a huge stink.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

That might get a bigger turnout than the McNugget coven.

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Why?

Peoria Matt is a very prepared dumper.

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It's a comfort thing for me. I can count on 1 hand the number of times I have taken a shit as an adult and I wasn't at my place or my grandmother's house (Not counting hotels ).

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This thread is generating the kind of interest that Ike can only dream of.

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Why do you make grandma smell your filth, poor thing.

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She used to wipe my ass when I was a baby so it was no big deal.

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Anyone have an issue with crapping in a changing room? My wife worked at a clothing store back in high school. She said a lady tried on panties and left them in the changing room. They were soiled.

She also caught a lady eating a Jewel Rotisserie Chicken in the crapper.

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Point!!!

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Changing Room Crappers stand up for theirs rights and be proud. Its just how they are! They cant help it!

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

A Changing Room Crapper was up for an ESPY but they went with the neutered guy instead.

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