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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:10 pm 
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I have no problem taking a dump anywhere I am at, if you gotta go, ya gotta go.

This.

If you don't like it, then don't come in the bathroom.

The bathroom is where you are supposed to take a dump. It is not like anyone plans out "ok I am going to hit up Barnes & Noble today for my dump, tomorrow will be Target"

No surprise Keyser is such a bathroom baby.

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Speaking of the shitter...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4gJbTk ... F&index=34

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I was tricked into eating at a buffet.

Tell me more...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:00 pm 
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No surprise Keyser is such a bathroom baby.

I am surprised. I figured he'd be the one to scout out locations and tell us the best up-and-coming places to poop. That Meijer in Rolling Meadows has a high ceiling, folks.

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Anyone have an issue with crapping in a changing room? My wife worked at a clothing store back in high school. She said a lady tried on panties and left them in the changing room. They were soiled.

She also caught a lady eating a Jewel Rotisserie Chicken in the crapper.


Changing Room Crappers stand up for theirs rights and be proud. Its just how they are! They cant help it!


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:04 pm 
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Curious Hair wrote:
RFDC wrote:
No surprise Keyser is such a bathroom baby.

I am surprised. I figured he'd be the one to scout out locations and tell us the best up-and-coming places to poop. That Meijer in Rolling Meadows has a high ceiling, folks.


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The Schaumburg public library has the most space per stall, but they only give you one-ply, sandpaper type toilet paper. Ikea has 2-ply, but no stalls...some sort of weird European thing. For my money, you can't go wrong with the Super Target at Barrington and Schaumburg roads...the stalls are narrow, but the 2-ply is worth a touch less elbow room, and the toilet is at a comfortable height.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:05 pm 
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The Organization That Uses And Then Rates Public Toilets

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Curious Hair wrote:
RFDC wrote:
No surprise Keyser is such a bathroom baby.

I am surprised. I figured he'd be the one to scout out locations and tell us the best up-and-coming places to poop. That Meijer in Rolling Meadows has a high ceiling, folks.


Keyser wrote:
The Schaumburg public library has the most space per stall, but they only give you one-ply, sandpaper type toilet paper. Ikea has 2-ply, but no stalls...some sort of weird European thing. For my money, you can't go wrong with the Super Target at Barrington and Schaumburg roads...the stalls are narrow, but the 2-ply is worth a touch less elbow room, and the toilet is at a comfortable height.

Sounds like Keyser morphed into Shark, BITE!!

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The Organization That Uses And Then Rates Public Toilets

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SHARK would tell you the history of indoor plumbing and then finish by saying that Dave Wills should take a shit.

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It's a comfort thing for me. I can count on 1 hand the number of times I have taken a shit as an adult and I wasn't at my place or my grandmother's house (Not counting hotels ).



^^ this exactly

count me as one of the ones who only do it outside their house if it's a dire, dire emergency. easily less than 5 times a year for me

at my work, guys will sit in the stalls just to loaf and avoid working, i hear people playing games on their phone, actually talking to people...but the thing is the bathroom here is absolutely DISGUSTING. it's manufacturing facility so it's not going to be very clean anyways just by nature, but seriously the stalls are fucking filthy. it absolutely amazes me that people want to avoid work so much that they're willing to sit there any longer than absolutely necessary.


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It's absolutely true that it's better to play a home game when it comes to that sort of activity.

Sometimes, however, the stars and colon align against ye.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 3:28 pm 
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Curious Hair wrote:
RFDC wrote:
No surprise Keyser is such a bathroom baby.

I am surprised. I figured he'd be the one to scout out locations and tell us the best up-and-coming places to poop. That Meijer in Rolling Meadows has a high ceiling, folks.


Why are there almost always seagulls in the parking of that Meijer? I ran over there yesterday during work to pick up a few things.

Seagulls.


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REBECCA: (Gesturing tward the book) So, you want to donate this to charity?

GEORGE: Well, I assume there's some sort of write-off.

REBECCA: What's the value of the book?

GEORGE: Uh, about two hundred dollars, Miss DeMooney.

REBECCA: (Correcting. Stern) It's DeMornay. Rebecca DeMornay.

GEORGE: Oh.

REBECCA: (Opens the cover of the book) Oh, wait a second. (Certain) This book has been in the bathroom.

GEORGE: (Nervous) Wh-what are you talking about? That - that's rediculous.

REBECCA: It's been flagged. I know. I used to work in a Brentano's. Mister, we're trying to help the homeless heare - it's bad enough that we have some nut out

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 3:35 pm 
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I used to have pretty severe anxiety about shitting in public. Never once took a dump when I was in high school.

As I get older, I've definitely moved to the if you gotta go, you gotta go model.

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The Organization That Uses And Then Rates Public Toilets



Quote:
10:35am: QDog comments on the "stuff on the wall".

10:37am: Jim is regretting those hot wings.

10:40am: QDog is pretty sure he just saw his girlfriend's phone number.

10:40am: Jim just got real quiet.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 3:41 pm 
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Curious Hair wrote:
The Organization That Uses And Then Rates Public Toilets


exists in many forms and apps...

here is just one...

http://www.toiletinspector.com/

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Curious Hair wrote:
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Quote:
10:35am: QDog comments on the "stuff on the wall".

10:37am: Jim is regretting those hot wings.

10:40am: QDog is pretty sure he just saw his girlfriend's phone number.

10:40am: Jim just got real quiet.


:lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 4:14 pm 
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Best BATHROOMS....Light Em up!

This is a great example of a funny, off the cuff thing, that used to happen on the Score...didnt need planning, didnt need a meeting...didnt need to announce it for an hour from now...and then try and tell everyone how smart you are for teasing it....ooohhh......just go with it.....

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Hawg Ass wrote:
I have no problem taking a dump anywhere I am at, if you gotta go, ya gotta go.


Home field advantage is always preferred, but you have to play a road game once in a while.

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RFDC wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
I have no problem taking a dump anywhere I am at, if you gotta go, ya gotta go.

This.

If you don't like it, then don't come in the bathroom.

The bathroom is where you are supposed to take a dump. It is not like anyone plans out "ok I am going to hit up Barnes & Noble today for my dump, tomorrow will be Target"

No surprise Keyser is such a bathroom baby.


Exactly. That's why the bathroom is there. It's not like the person took a dump in the self-help section.

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Do hotel rooms count as road games? Neutral-site games? On a staycation at the Essex Inn, I used the bathroom in the restaurant rather than commit an olfactory faux-pas in the room's bathroom. The relationship lasted another year before it failed, but I could have ended it right there. Ultimately that was a bullet-dodge, so maybe I should have.

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i giggle like a gradeschooler when people are blowing ass in the public restroom.


Not if it is my buddy Erik. You will gag, and possibly vomit.

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Shat my pants walking in the door at home once thinking I could hold it while I was Wal-Mart 20 minutes beforehand.

A full-on shitting of your pants is one of the oddest feelings as an adult.

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It's a comfort thing for me. I can count on 1 hand the number of times I have taken a shit as an adult and I wasn't at my place or my grandmother's house (Not counting hotels ).



^^ this exactly

count me as one of the ones who only do it outside their house if it's a dire, dire emergency. easily less than 5 times a year for me

at my work, guys will sit in the stalls just to loaf and avoid working, i hear people playing games on their phone, actually talking to people...but the thing is the bathroom here is absolutely DISGUSTING. it's manufacturing facility so it's not going to be very clean anyways just by nature, but seriously the stalls are fucking filthy. it absolutely amazes me that people want to avoid work so much that they're willing to sit there any longer than absolutely necessary.

Nas, were you aware that Bagels has taken dumps at your grandmother's house?

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Other than vacations, I think I've only shit at home or the office in the last few years. At home I take a shower afterwards and a work I get out the sewer destroying baby wipes. Didn't take a dump in the hospital the 2+ days I was there for the birth of our kid.


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i dont get it either. its like every public bathroom im in theres multiple dudes just blasting away. its soupy shit too and smells like death. they always moan too, like theyre dying. people just have really bad eating habits. i dont even shit every day, and if i need to hold it its never a problem. comes out firm and earthy every time unless i drink a good amount of alcohol. people are just drunk disgusting slobs

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