This.

If you don't like it, then don't come in the bathroom.

The bathroom is where you are supposed to take a dump. It is not like anyone plans out "ok I am going to hit up Barnes & Noble today for my dump, tomorrow will be Target"

No surprise Keyser is such a bathroom baby.

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--yet I can't look away."

Speaking of the shitter...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4gJbTk ... F&index=34

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Tell me more...

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I am surprised. I figured he'd be the one to scout out locations and tell us the best up-and-coming places to poop. That Meijer in Rolling Meadows has a high ceiling, folks.

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Changing Room Crappers + Southern Heritage Confederate Flag Lovers = MATCH

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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The Organization That Uses And Then Rates Public Toilets

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Sounds like Keyser morphed into Shark, BITE!!

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SHARK would tell you the history of indoor plumbing and then finish by saying that Dave Wills should take a shit.

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^^ this exactly

count me as one of the ones who only do it outside their house if it's a dire, dire emergency. easily less than 5 times a year for me

at my work, guys will sit in the stalls just to loaf and avoid working, i hear people playing games on their phone, actually talking to people...but the thing is the bathroom here is absolutely DISGUSTING. it's manufacturing facility so it's not going to be very clean anyways just by nature, but seriously the stalls are fucking filthy. it absolutely amazes me that people want to avoid work so much that they're willing to sit there any longer than absolutely necessary.

It's absolutely true that it's better to play a home game when it comes to that sort of activity.

Sometimes, however, the stars and colon align against ye.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Why are there almost always seagulls in the parking of that Meijer? I ran over there yesterday during work to pick up a few things.

Seagulls.

REBECCA: (Gesturing tward the book) So, you want to donate this to charity?

GEORGE: Well, I assume there's some sort of write-off.

REBECCA: What's the value of the book?

GEORGE: Uh, about two hundred dollars, Miss DeMooney.

REBECCA: (Correcting. Stern) It's DeMornay. Rebecca DeMornay.

GEORGE: Oh.

REBECCA: (Opens the cover of the book) Oh, wait a second. (Certain) This book has been in the bathroom.

GEORGE: (Nervous) Wh-what are you talking about? That - that's rediculous.

REBECCA: It's been flagged. I know. I used to work in a Brentano's. Mister, we're trying to help the homeless heare - it's bad enough that we have some nut out

there trying to strap 'em to a rickshaw!

I used to have pretty severe anxiety about shitting in public. Never once took a dump when I was in high school.

As I get older, I've definitely moved to the if you gotta go, you gotta go model.

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Team Cutler.

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You know me like that.

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exists in many forms and apps...

here is just one...

http://www.toiletinspector.com/

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Best BATHROOMS....Light Em up!

This is a great example of a funny, off the cuff thing, that used to happen on the Score...didnt need planning, didnt need a meeting...didnt need to announce it for an hour from now...and then try and tell everyone how smart you are for teasing it....ooohhh......just go with it.....

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Do pretty girls shit?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Home field advantage is always preferred, but you have to play a road game once in a while.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Exactly. That's why the bathroom is there. It's not like the person took a dump in the self-help section.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Do hotel rooms count as road games? Neutral-site games? On a staycation at the Essex Inn, I used the bathroom in the restaurant rather than commit an olfactory faux-pas in the room's bathroom. The relationship lasted another year before it failed, but I could have ended it right there. Ultimately that was a bullet-dodge, so maybe I should have.

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i giggle like a gradeschooler when people are blowing ass in the public restroom.

Not if it is my buddy Erik. You will gag, and possibly vomit.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Shat my pants walking in the door at home once thinking I could hold it while I was Wal-Mart 20 minutes beforehand.

A full-on shitting of your pants is one of the oddest feelings as an adult.

So, just gooooooooo.

Nas, were you aware that Bagels has taken dumps at your grandmother's house?

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Other than vacations, I think I've only shit at home or the office in the last few years. At home I take a shower afterwards and a work I get out the sewer destroying baby wipes. Didn't take a dump in the hospital the 2+ days I was there for the birth of our kid.

i dont get it either. its like every public bathroom im in theres multiple dudes just blasting away. its soupy shit too and smells like death. they always moan too, like theyre dying. people just have really bad eating habits. i dont even shit every day, and if i need to hold it its never a problem. comes out firm and earthy every time unless i drink a good amount of alcohol. people are just drunk disgusting slobs

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