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Do pretty girls shit?


they can have moldy blood cream ooze out their vagina the same time they are shitting. they really should just wear diapers

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I know the key codes to some of the finest bathrooms in the city.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:31 pm 
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It's a comfort thing for me. I can count on 1 hand the number of times I have taken a shit as an adult and I wasn't at my place or my grandmother's house (Not counting hotels ).



^^ this exactly

count me as one of the ones who only do it outside their house if it's a dire, dire emergency. easily less than 5 times a year for me

at my work, guys will sit in the stalls just to loaf and avoid working, i hear people playing games on their phone, actually talking to people...but the thing is the bathroom here is absolutely DISGUSTING. it's manufacturing facility so it's not going to be very clean anyways just by nature, but seriously the stalls are fucking filthy. it absolutely amazes me that people want to avoid work so much that they're willing to sit there any longer than absolutely necessary.

Yeah its home games or nothing for me.

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I was at Granite City in Schaumburg on Tuesday afternoon. I found it odd that they had a movable carpet underneath the urinals. Now I understand they want to keep people from slipping on fluids, but who the heck wants to clean that carpet? It's not like you can just mop up the mess at night.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:57 pm 
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I was at Granite City in Schaumburg on Tuesday afternoon. I found it odd that they had a movable carpet underneath the urinals.


That rug really ties the bathroom together.

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IkeSouth wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Do pretty girls shit?


they can have moldy blood cream
ooze out their vagina the same time they are shitting. doodah...doodah.

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I was at Granite City in Schaumburg on Tuesday afternoon. I found it odd that they had a movable carpet underneath the urinals.


That rug really ties the bathroom together.


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Worst public bathroom: Maywood Courthouse. I swear they clean the floors with stale piss.

Best public bathroom: Daley Center Law Library. Clean and deserted. You could post up in there for a half hour without being bothered by another person.


No joke. If you're ever downtown and need to drop a deuce the law library is amongst the best public bathrooms. Aside from the metal detector screening the ride to the 29th floor takes secconds.

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The hell is wrong with you people? Do you shit so often that you can't make it thru a stop at Barnes and Noble or Target without needing to drop a bomb? For Christ sake take care of that at home and let me take a leak without having to hear your ass explode.


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Do pretty girls shit?


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you don't know vile until you've shat in one of those hole in the floor setups you find in the middle east and Europe. The good ones have a spot to put your feet with treads so you don't slip in the slop. The bad ones, well, I'd just rather not talk about those days.

My office suite takes up half a floor. The other half used to be empty. We had a very pleasant bathroom situation with low traffic and people conditioned to follow rules. Then an IT company moved into the vacant space. Those social mistfits often forget to flush. One swarthy injun sleeps on the can. An a-rab fellow must have an unpleasant facility at home because he runs in at 9 am and absolutely blows out his colon each morning. They also don't wash their hands. One of the top attorneys on the floor is an OCD germaphobe. You can imagine how this change has upset him.

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I am not sure if due to this thread or not but this morning had an issue on the drive in. First the tell tale cramping and followed by the sweat as I clench. The lucky to find gas station/mart thankfully with a clean shitter. Doing the duck walk while getting harder to hold back the closer i get to the stall. Why is that anyway? Maybe it without a second to spare.

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I used to have pretty severe anxiety about shitting in public.


Spent 2013 X-mas at my wife's parents in Lawrence, KS when we were dating. I was there for 5 days and
never took a shit. Never had anything like that happen to me before and it was beyond uncomfortable.

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you don't know vile until you've shat in one of those hole in the floor setups you find in the middle east and Europe. The good ones have a spot to put your feet with treads so you don't slip in the slop. The bad ones, well, I'd just rather not talk about those days.

My office suite takes up half a floor. The other half used to be empty. We had a very pleasant bathroom situation with low traffic and people conditioned to follow rules. Then an IT company moved into the vacant space. Those social mistfits often forget to flush. One swarthy injun sleeps on the can. An a-rab fellow must have an unpleasant facility at home because he runs in at 9 am and absolutely blows out his colon each morning. They also don't wash their hands. One of the top attorneys on the floor is an OCD germaphobe. You can imagine how this change has upset him.

:lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol:

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you don't know vile until you've shat in one of those hole in the floor setups you find in the middle east and Europe. The good ones have a spot to put your feet with treads so you don't slip in the slop. The bad ones, well, I'd just rather not talk about those days.

My office suite takes up half a floor. The other half used to be empty. We had a very pleasant bathroom situation with low traffic and people conditioned to follow rules. Then an IT company moved into the vacant space. Those social mistfits often forget to flush. One swarthy injun sleeps on the can. An a-rab fellow must have an unpleasant facility at home because he runs in at 9 am and absolutely blows out his colon each morning. They also don't wash their hands. One of the top attorneys on the floor is an OCD germaphobe. You can imagine how this change has upset him.


How do you not wash your hands after dropping anchor?

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I have heard that India is the worst as far as the shitting in holes.

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I have heard that India is the worst as far as the shitting in holes.


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ELAINE: Hi. Mr. and Mrs. Ranawat?

ZUBIN: Please, call us Usha and Zubin.

ELAINE: Oh. Well, Usha..

ZUBIN: I'm Zubin.

ELAINE: (Shrugging it off) Anyway, your son is marrying my friend, Sue Ellen Mischke..

USHA: You're not going to the wedding, are you?

ELAINE: Well..

USHA: Don't go. India is a dreadful, dreadful place.

ZUBIN: You know, it's the only country that still has the plague? I mean, the plague! Please!

USHA: Here's the registry. Send her a gift, and be glad you did not have to go.

ELAINE: (Soaking it in) Right. Don't go. Send a gift. I think I understand.

ZUBIN: If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.

ELAINE: (Leaving) That's fantastic.

ZUBIN: And I'm not so crazy about Manhattan, either.

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ZUBIN: You know, it's the only country that still has the plague? I mean, the plague! Please!

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Chus wrote:
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you don't know vile until you've shat in one of those hole in the floor setups you find in the middle east and Europe. The good ones have a spot to put your feet with treads so you don't slip in the slop. The bad ones, well, I'd just rather not talk about those days.

My office suite takes up half a floor. The other half used to be empty. We had a very pleasant bathroom situation with low traffic and people conditioned to follow rules. Then an IT company moved into the vacant space. Those social mistfits often forget to flush. One swarthy injun sleeps on the can. An a-rab fellow must have an unpleasant facility at home because he runs in at 9 am and absolutely blows out his colon each morning. They also don't wash their hands. One of the top attorneys on the floor is an OCD germaphobe. You can imagine how this change has upset him.


How do you not wash your hands after dropping anchor?


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It's a comfort thing for me. I can count on 1 hand the number of times I have taken a shit as an adult and I wasn't at my place or my grandmother's house (Not counting hotels ).



^^ this exactly

count me as one of the ones who only do it outside their house if it's a dire, dire emergency. easily less than 5 times a year for me

at my work, guys will sit in the stalls just to loaf and avoid working, i hear people playing games on their phone, actually talking to people...but the thing is the bathroom here is absolutely DISGUSTING. it's manufacturing facility so it's not going to be very clean anyways just by nature, but seriously the stalls are fucking filthy. it absolutely amazes me that people want to avoid work so much that they're willing to sit there any longer than absolutely necessary.

Nas, were you aware that Bagels has taken dumps at your grandmother's house?


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you don't know vile until you've shat in one of those hole in the floor setups you find in the middle east and Europe. The good ones have a spot to put your feet with treads so you don't slip in the slop. The bad ones, well, I'd just rather not talk about those days.

My office suite takes up half a floor. The other half used to be empty. We had a very pleasant bathroom situation with low traffic and people conditioned to follow rules. Then an IT company moved into the vacant space. Those social mistfits often forget to flush. One swarthy injun sleeps on the can. An a-rab fellow must have an unpleasant facility at home because he runs in at 9 am and absolutely blows out his colon each morning. They also don't wash their hands. One of the top attorneys on the floor is an OCD germaphobe. You can imagine how this change has upset him.


How do you not wash your hands after dropping anchor?


IT guys...like Boilermaker Rick


I wasn't speaking to you personally, it was the royal you.

I certainly wouldn't expect to see such savage behavior from a man of your standing.

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T-Bone wrote:
Northside_Dan wrote:
I used to have pretty severe anxiety about shitting in public.


Spent 2013 X-mas at my wife's parents in Lawrence, KS when we were dating. I was there for 5 days and
never took a shit. Never had anything like that happen to me before and it was beyond uncomfortable.

First 2 times I went to my in-laws' in Michigan when my wife and I were dating, I didn't shit.

When I'm on a road trip, I won't shit until I get to my destination.

My poor in-laws' septic system was severely challenged 4th of July weekend after having to deal with the combo platter of McDonald's and Taco Bell shits.

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I have heard that India is the worst as far as the shitting in holes.


China has them too.

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It is hard for me to even fathom how you guys go that long without shitting. When I have to go, it is not something that I feel I could hold for that long.

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It is hard for me to even fathom how you guys go that long without shitting. When I have to go, it is not something that I feel I could hold for that long.


I don't get it either. If you have to go, you have to go.


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Chus wrote:
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you don't know vile until you've shat in one of those hole in the floor setups you find in the middle east and Europe. The good ones have a spot to put your feet with treads so you don't slip in the slop. The bad ones, well, I'd just rather not talk about those days.

My office suite takes up half a floor. The other half used to be empty. We had a very pleasant bathroom situation with low traffic and people conditioned to follow rules. Then an IT company moved into the vacant space. Those social mistfits often forget to flush. One swarthy injun sleeps on the can. An a-rab fellow must have an unpleasant facility at home because he runs in at 9 am and absolutely blows out his colon each morning. They also don't wash their hands. One of the top attorneys on the floor is an OCD germaphobe. You can imagine how this change has upset him.


How do you not wash your hands after dropping anchor?


IT guys...like Boilermaker Rick


I wasn't speaking to you personally, it was the royal you.

I certainly wouldn't expect to see such savage behavior from a man of your standing.


Perhaps better said as a man of his sitting ...

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How do you not wash your hands after dropping anchor?


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I wasn't speaking to you personally, it was the royal you.

I certainly wouldn't expect to see such savage behavior from a man of your standing.


Perhaps better said as a man of his sitting ...


Or squatting, like over the holes in Europe.

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You have never shitted until you have shitted over a squatty potty out in a village of Indonesia

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It is hard for me to even fathom how you guys go that long without shitting. When I have to go, it is not something that I feel I could hold for that long.


I don't get it either. If you have to go, you have to go.


I wasn't holding it. I tried everything I could from suppositories to various drinks to get things moving along and I was just locked up solid.

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Shitted is not a word. Shit works for past, present, pluperfect, and the future perfect tense.

Get your shit together, man.

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