they can have moldy blood cream ooze out their vagina the same time they are shitting. they really should just wear diapers

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I know the key codes to some of the finest bathrooms in the city.

I'm an urban survivalist.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Yeah its home games or nothing for me.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

GC has great Clam Chowder on Fridays, and a good Blue Cheese wedge too.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

That rug really ties the bathroom together.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

No joke. If you're ever downtown and need to drop a deuce the law library is amongst the best public bathrooms. Aside from the metal detector screening the ride to the 29th floor takes secconds.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

Shut up.

scat!

you don't know vile until you've shat in one of those hole in the floor setups you find in the middle east and Europe. The good ones have a spot to put your feet with treads so you don't slip in the slop. The bad ones, well, I'd just rather not talk about those days.

My office suite takes up half a floor. The other half used to be empty. We had a very pleasant bathroom situation with low traffic and people conditioned to follow rules. Then an IT company moved into the vacant space. Those social mistfits often forget to flush. One swarthy injun sleeps on the can. An a-rab fellow must have an unpleasant facility at home because he runs in at 9 am and absolutely blows out his colon each morning. They also don't wash their hands. One of the top attorneys on the floor is an OCD germaphobe. You can imagine how this change has upset him.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I am not sure if due to this thread or not but this morning had an issue on the drive in. First the tell tale cramping and followed by the sweat as I clench. The lucky to find gas station/mart thankfully with a clean shitter. Doing the duck walk while getting harder to hold back the closer i get to the stall. Why is that anyway? Maybe it without a second to spare.

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Elections have consequences.

Spent 2013 X-mas at my wife's parents in Lawrence, KS when we were dating. I was there for 5 days and
never took a shit. Never had anything like that happen to me before and it was beyond uncomfortable.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

How do you not wash your hands after dropping anchor?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I have heard that India is the worst as far as the shitting in holes.

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Elections have consequences.

ELAINE: Hi. Mr. and Mrs. Ranawat?

ZUBIN: Please, call us Usha and Zubin.

ELAINE: Oh. Well, Usha..

ZUBIN: I'm Zubin.

ELAINE: (Shrugging it off) Anyway, your son is marrying my friend, Sue Ellen Mischke..

USHA: You're not going to the wedding, are you?

ELAINE: Well..

USHA: Don't go. India is a dreadful, dreadful place.

ZUBIN: You know, it's the only country that still has the plague? I mean, the plague! Please!

USHA: Here's the registry. Send her a gift, and be glad you did not have to go.

ELAINE: (Soaking it in) Right. Don't go. Send a gift. I think I understand.

ZUBIN: If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.

ELAINE: (Leaving) That's fantastic.

ZUBIN: And I'm not so crazy about Manhattan, either.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

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IT guys...like Boilermaker Rick

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I am now.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I wasn't speaking to you personally, it was the royal you.

I certainly wouldn't expect to see such savage behavior from a man of your standing.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

First 2 times I went to my in-laws' in Michigan when my wife and I were dating, I didn't shit.

When I'm on a road trip, I won't shit until I get to my destination.

My poor in-laws' septic system was severely challenged 4th of July weekend after having to deal with the combo platter of McDonald's and Taco Bell shits.

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China has them too.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

It is hard for me to even fathom how you guys go that long without shitting. When I have to go, it is not something that I feel I could hold for that long.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I don't get it either. If you have to go, you have to go.

Perhaps better said as a man of his sitting ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Or squatting, like over the holes in Europe.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

You have never shitted until you have shitted over a squatty potty out in a village of Indonesia

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I wasn't holding it. I tried everything I could from suppositories to various drinks to get things moving along and I was just locked up solid.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Shitted is not a word. Shit works for past, present, pluperfect, and the future perfect tense.

Get your shit together, man.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George