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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

A wet and wild ride!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I drew the line at inserting anything into that region. I knew eventually it would either work itself out or I would explode internally.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Duck hunting when I was back in Arkansas and I had to go, there was no choice. Used 2 pair of gloves for hunting, 1 pair that was thinner for shooting. Well, found me a piece of farm equipment, sat down over that and needless to say I only had 1 pair of gloves that went home with me.

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2018
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The next time someone asks a question with an obvious "yes" answer, I'm going to say "Does a Hawg shit in the woods?"

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this only enhances the hilarity.

at a country club for a wedding. i am in the lockerroom and have to poop. so i go to the stall...there are 3 i choose the last one. buddy comes in a minute or so later and sits in the first one. we talk about whatever....the door opens and we go silent....we hear golf shoes click over to the middle stall and he sits down and what erupted from that was an assault on our ears and nose. it was continuous for about 10 seconds and just reeked. i burst into laughter....my buddy couldnt' hold it and busted up laughing. the guy couldn't get out of there fast enough...

this was 2 years ago.....i'm 35.

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Elections have consequences.

If I have to let it rip on the pot and there are other people around I plug my ears and pretend it didn't happen.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I hate you, my whole office is wondering WTF is going on with me!!!

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I don't get it.















no I get it but it took me a second.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Hawg Ass' Anal Adventure was not as good as I'd hoped when I rented it.

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You know me like that.

Friday Fung: Tales of Public Shitting

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I can't believe a gentleman of your ilk was bargain basement shopping.

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The main memory I have of SlapShot Ed's time here is that he like to talk about shit a lot.

Not talk shit. Talk about it.

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You know me like that.

Hawg Ass' Anal Adventure, Volume 3 was the best.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I can't believe I did this to myself, idiot!!

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Shat, while not grammatically correct, is funny and seems to add emphasis

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

the blind squirrel found a nut

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Hawg's favorite song from the Elizabethan era is Brownsleeves

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I know I can probably use the search function, but didn't Degen Dave tell a story about shitting in the (moment of silence) Chicago Skyway MCD?

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Just got back from a trip to the wonder that is Columbia, MO. Nice enough place, stayed in a nice hotel.

But when my sons & I got about a mile from home, all of us began to talk about the glories of the home cans.

I blame the influence of their mother.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Did you go to Flat Branch? I like their artichoke bread bowl.

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Unfortunately no. I really wanted to go, but the rain and my sons' taste for Steak & Shake and overpriced (sub)choice steaks at a chain place ruled it out. (Although it was a nice surprise to eat a steak in a community spot where the discussion was the "greatness of Bernie Sanders")

When I go back in August I'm hitting that spot though.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Yes. It was the first thing I thought of (other than the polish hunting shit joke I re-appropriated above), and was curious if/when DDave's tale would be mentioned. I believe he changed to the kitten mittens avatar shortly afterwards; likely unrelated. The story appears to have been lost to a spate of pruning done to make way for more Beardown threads or whatever.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Pressed into service at the Palm Beach airport today where there was a man, I shit you not (sorry), having some sort of business-related conversation in the stall next to mine. At one point he said "I'm at Chili's right now." At that precise moment, I made sure to flush the toilet. I'm a scoundrel.

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Nas wrote:
It's a comfort thing for me. I can count on 1 hand the number of times I have taken a shit as an adult and I wasn't at my place or my grandmother's house (Not counting hotels ).

Damn straight..Gotta have that home field advantage

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I dont post much but when I do its always boring-The least interesting person in the world