My wife hates the noise of refrigerator ice dispensers. I need 10lbs of ice in all my drinks. We've been on about this for a decade.

Our fridge just crapped out and now we're fighting about whether our next fridge should make its own ice.

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They have portable ice makers for less than $300. Get one and put it in your area of the house and buy a refrigerator without one. Problem solved.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

trade in the refridgerator for a new wife that knows how to fill a fuckin tray with water and stick it in the freezer? you people and your first world problems jeezus christ

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I may not be the right one to chime in here, but this may be the dumbest argument ever.

Anyone who argues against a steady supply of convenient ice may as well wear sweats on a plane.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

For real. I've got naked self-portraits of every woman I've ever hit on damn near every wall in the house.

Hell, I've got an ex that just walks around the house naked. I don't know how she got a key.

And we are fighting about how our ice is made.

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That's why it's a stupid argument.

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Doc, you are officially my hero.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

To be fair, we've fought about much stupider stuff than this. At least this has a $ component to it.

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The "hired help" has to get in somehow.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Oh, right.

I had forgotten how difficult it was to post the naked maid ad.

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Riiiight.

Like you just forgot how to hit the Fed & pickup(and then post) the dollar bill wallpaper. (Full disclosure: I wanted a couple of sheets myself when the guy at the Atlanta Fed told me about them as a yout)

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I like to think I'm smart but I have no idea what you're talking about.

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ill never be married the first time a woman complains about how i fill a cup with water and drop my cigarette butts in it shes fuckin gone. every time

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Well, there are things that offset those concerns.

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Sorry.

(Edit: I should have said)The sheets of uncut Benjamin Franklins that you can buy at the Fed.

I forget that simple singles (or uncut sheets of singles) are beneath the Kenilworthians.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I like to think I'm smart but who is Benjamin Franklin?

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I don't remember the last time I argued with my wife.

A thousand little disagreements is what can drive a guy crazy though.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

OK, OK, Salmon P. Chase

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

like what? bitching that the grass is too prickly? or how im never home because im working to pay her fucking bills? or she doesnt want to cook because it sucks? no, your cooking is what sucks its not the purpose of the task you dumbass bitch. what about when she complains how cold it is outside when she refuses to sit closer than 10ft from the fire? usually its the mosquitos that are unbearable but now its the fires fault for being too far away to keep you warm? and in the winter, my fucking god.. the thermostat is a fucking MACHINE, it doesnt have feelings, it doesnt change, it stays the same all the time. it is not cold in the house, your frigid personality is whats keeping you from warming up. grab a shovel and push the snow off the pavement bitch why the fuck do you think i never have a problem staying warm. yeah, love that sloppy ass to, way to go there with your genetics that have nothing to do with the donuts you eat everyday before you plow through 4 meals with icecream before bed. yeah, i get it, youre old. you were old when you hit 20, now youre old because youre 30, and guess what youll be disgusting by 40 because you eat shit and dont do shit. then once youre married you find out theres dudes out there that dont get married and just fuck married women like the one you have. yeah, im gettin married real soon. got it. keep askin me when. im on it. cant wait.

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Where's the line, Jimmy, between an argument and a disagreement?

Real question.


Probably the first non-smart ass post of my career.

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Just want to point out - I don't consider this my career.

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well theres an answer inside the question

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

You're like The Riddler.

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Example: When I come home,I leave my old gym shoes with the tongues ripped out by the door. I will never wear sandals or flip-flops. My wife takes my old shoes and throws them in the room. She keeps her shoes by the door though. That's a disagreement, I don't argue but I do disagree. Enough little things like that can drive a guy nuts or vice versa.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I apologize.

You have a lot more concerns than I have.

Just trying to keep things fun.

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woah, hopefully you don't put ice in scotch/whiskey, that's blasphemous and possibly communisss. The only thing I like in my whiskey is more whiskey.

No man should ever wear sandals or flip flops.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Vodka is better in 10 lbs of ice. I fill the glass to the top.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

We have a small chance of winning a disagreement.


Ain't no way in hell we are winning an argument.


Fight for the automatic ice.

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I buy the big cube ice for my vodka.

I'm covered in that area regardless of how this all turns out.

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