Stupid Arguments

JORR · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:14 am

I would have figured the Noisewater household had its own ice program.

Godfella · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:38 am

Doc, I hope you saved the melted ice from your broken fridge.

You can sell vials of that water on the interweb thingy.

Great source of income that will result in His & Hers separate refrigerators.

Problem solved. Dr. Godfella can be paged on the golf course if any emergencies should arise.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2015 10:57 pm

To put a cap on it, I was able to persuade Mrs. Dr. Ken to the benefits of robotic ice.

I'm very persuasive.

RFDC · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm **Posts:** 57670

Getting ready to head on vacation and that always ramps up the stupid arguments. Nothing can ever be found. Of course it is my fault that nothing can ever be found. :lol:

Always fun. I always consider it a success if we are still married once we get the van packed.

Chus · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:31 pm

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

To put a cap on it, I was able to persuade Mrs. Dr. Ken to the benefits of robotic ice.

I'm very persuasive.

So, what did you have to give up in the negotiations?

jimmypasta · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:34 pm

Chus wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

To put a cap on it, I was able to persuade Mrs. Dr. Ken to the benefits of robotic ice.

I'm very persuasive.

So, what did you have to give up in the negotiations?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:36 pm

Chus wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

To put a cap on it, I was able to persuade Mrs. Dr. Ken to the benefits of robotic ice.

I'm very persuasive.

So, what did you have to give up in the negotiations?

Money and pride.

Curious Hair · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:40 pm

Scorehead wrote:

No man should ever wear sandals or flip flops.

Horseshit. If it's hot out and I'm not running, I'm not wearing gym shoes.

Scorehead · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:38 am

Curious Hair wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

No man should ever wear sandals or flip flops.

Horseshit. If it's hot out and I'm not running, I'm not wearing gym shoes.

I only wear gym shoes when I'm running or working out. No man looks good in sandals or flip flops. None. I love my Sanduks, Frye loafers & Clarks in the summer.

Urlacher's missing neck · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:41 am

addidas or pumas and no socks is the way to go for the summer. Tie them loosely and they slip on and off and they are low cut enough to keep things cool. I saw the addidas getting some love in that infamous lakemoorefest pic.

Scorehead · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:42 am

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

addidas or pumas and no socks is the way to go for the summer. Tie them loosely and they slip on and off and they are low cut enough to keep things cool.

Wearing gym shoes with no socks is absolutly disgusting. Feet sweat & get rank. No show socks work well.

spanky · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:47 am

Scorehead wrote:

No man looks good in sandals or flip flops..

Hate to say it, but this guy gets it.

Put your damn gnarly, hairy, smelly toes away.
And it really does look.....strange for dudes to wear flip flops in public.
Hell, bare feet are better.

Urlacher's missing neck · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:47 am

Scorehead wrote:

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

addidas or pumas and no socks is the way to go for the summer. Tie them loosely and they slip on and off and they are low cut enough to keep things cool.

Wearing gym shoes with no socks is absolutly disgusting. Feet sweat & get rank. No show socks work well.

those aren't gym shoes!!! They are walking shoes or soccer shoes. They don't have all the cushiony crap inside that stinks. Just hit em with a shot of gold bond before you put them on and you are good to go.

Scorehead · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 1:00 am

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

addidas or pumas and no socks is the way to go for the summer. Tie them loosely and they slip on and off and they are low cut enough to keep things cool.

Wearing gym shoes with no socks is absolutly disgusting. Feet sweat & get rank. No show socks work well.

those aren't gym shoes!!! They are walking shoes or soccer shoes. They don't have all the cushiony crap inside that stinks. Just hit em with a shot of gold bond before you put them on and you are good to go.

Adidas & Pumas aren't gym shoes? You lost me...

a retard · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 6:56 am

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

My wife hates the noise of refrigerator ice dispensers. I need 10lbs of ice in all my drinks. We've been on about this for a decade.

Our fridge just crapped out and now we're fighting about whether our next fridge should make its own ice.

Is it the interior ice maker or the door-front ice dispenser that is the source of disagreement?

How does she handle the other kitchen appliances that make noise? Garbage disposal? Dishwasher? Running tap water?

Does she sleep in the kitchen?

Minooka Meatball · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 7:05 am

Scorehead wrote:

No man should ever wear sandals or flip flops.

Word.

Minooka Meatball · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 7:06 am

spanky wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

No man looks good in sandals or flip flops..

Hate to say it, but this guy gets it.

Put your damn gnarly, hairy, smelly toes away.
And it really does look.....strange for dudes to wear flip flops in public.
Hell, bare feet are better.

Word. Up until the last sentence.

Minooka Meatball · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 7:07 am

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Chus · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 9:54 am

I wear sandals eight months out of the year, and I don't care how good I look in the eyes of other men. If you find the site of a man's foot so objectionable, perhaps you should exercise a little self control, and refrain from staring at them. I don't notice the footwear of other men.

Scorehead, what footwear makes a man look good to you? #NoHomo

badrogue17 · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:05 pm

Wife went to the gym yesterday, ran a few errands. Later on we took junior to Funway in Batavia in her car with me driving. About halfway there my 5 yr old from the backseat remarks Daddy we have to get gas, the light is on!!. Looking at the fuel gage we were indeed on empty and the counter actually displayed 0 miles left in the tank. we were a couple miles away from a gas station. Wife and I start arguing about whose responsibility it is. She claims since I'm driving, I should've noticed and its on me. I tell her its her fucking car , she used it all morning , its her responsibility to put gas in the fucking thing when its needed or at least let me know right away as we started out that we need to stop asap and not let our 5 yr old be the one who noticed it needed gas. We did make it to the gas station so its no harm no foul but had we run out of gas on Orchard Road it would've been WW3. I was pissed but let it go. I gotta figure I'm in the right on this one.

Scorehead · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:09 pm

Chus wrote:

I wear sandals eight months out of the year, and I don't care how good I look in the eyes of other men. If you find the site of a man's foot so objectionable, perhaps you should exercise a little self control, and refrain from staring at them. I don't notice the footwear of other men.

Scorehead, what footwear makes a man look good to you? #NoHomo

See my post above at 12:38 AM.

Chus · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:12 pm

badrogue17 wrote:

Wife went to the gym yesterday, ran a few errands. Later on we took junior to Funway in Batavia in her car with me driving. About halfway there my 5 yr old from the backseat remarks Daddy we have to get gas, the light is on!!. Looking at the fuel gage we were indeed on empty and the counter actually displayed 0 miles left in the tank. we were a couple miles away from a gas station. Wife and I start arguing about whose responsibility it is. She claims since I'm driving, I should've noticed and its on me. I tell her its her fucking car , she used it all morning , its her responsibility to put gas in the fucking thing when its needed or at least let me know right away as we started out that we need to stop asap and not let our 5 yr old be the one who noticed it needed gas. We did make it to the gas station so its no harm no foul but had we run out of gas on Orchard Road it would've been WW3. I was pissed but let it go. I gotta figure I'm in the right on this one.

Every time I get into my wife's car, the tank is almost empty.

Chus · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:14 pm

Scorehead wrote:

I find that Sanduks, Frye loafers & Clarks are attractive on men.

312player · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 2:14 pm

Bad rogue - 22 % of blame
Mrs rogue - 78 %

chaspoppcap · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 2:22 pm

badrogue17 wrote:

Wife went to the gym yesterday, ran a few errands. Later on we took junior to Funway in Batavia in her car with me driving. About halfway there my 5 yr old from the backseat remarks Daddy we have to get gas, the light is on!!. Looking at the fuel gage we were indeed on empty and the counter actually displayed 0 miles left in the tank. we were a couple miles away from a gas station. Wife and I start arguing about whose responsibility it is. She claims since I'm driving, I should've noticed and its on me. I tell her its her fucking car , she used it all morning , its her responsibility to put gas in the fucking thing when its needed or at least let me know right away as we started out that we need to stop asap and not let our 5 yr old be the one who noticed it needed gas. We did make it to the gas station so its no harm no foul but had we run out of gas on Orchard Road it would've been WW3. I was pissed but let it go. I gotta figure I'm in the right on this one.

A good pilot always checks the stats of his machine before he takes off. Even though he may have a crack ground crew it is still his responsibility when he puts his ass in that pilots couch.

IkeSouth · **Joined:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm **Posts:** 27055

yea i check the entire cluster every time i start the car and regularly as i drive. but with my old truck im always waiting to see one of the guages to fall off to 0. just the other day i noticed the battery guage dipping towards low. i checked the alternator when i got home and sure enough it wasnt charging. slapped on a new voltage regulator and it fixed the problem, and i was never stranded.

badrogue17 · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:45 pm

chaspoppcap wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Wife went to the gym yesterday, ran a few errands. Later on we took junior to Funway in Batavia in her car with me driving. About halfway there my 5 yr old from the backseat remarks Daddy we have to get gas, the light is on!!. Looking at the fuel gage we were indeed on empty and the counter actually displayed 0 miles left in the tank. we were a couple miles away from a gas station. Wife and I start arguing about whose responsibility it is. She claims since I'm driving, I should've noticed and its on me. I tell her its her fucking car , she used it all morning , its her responsibility to put gas in the fucking thing when its needed or at least let me know right away as we started out that we need to stop asap and not let our 5 yr old be the one who noticed it needed gas. We did make it to the gas station so its no harm no foul but had we run out of gas on Orchard Road it would've been WW3. I was pissed but let it go. I gotta figure I'm in the right on this one.

A good pilot always checks the stats of his machine before he takes off. Even though he may have a crack ground crew it is still his responsibility when he puts his ass in that pilots couch.

Thats basically her take. All I know is if the situation were reversed and it was my car I left on E and she was driving it and ran out of gas I doubt she'd feel it was her bad for checking the gas gauge.

IkeSouth · **Joined:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm **Posts:** 27055

badrogue17 wrote:

All I know is if the situation were reversed and it was my car I left on E and she was driving it and ran out of gas I doubt she'd feel it was her bad for checking the gas gauge.

thats the female gene

Scorehead · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 7:45 pm

When your kids are old enough to drive, you automatically check the gas gage because it is always on E.

spanky · **Posted:** Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:22 am

Chus wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Wife went to the gym yesterday, ran a few errands. Later on we took junior to Funway in Batavia in her car with me driving. About halfway there my 5 yr old from the backseat remarks Daddy we have to get gas, the light is on!!. Looking at the fuel gage we were indeed on empty and the counter actually displayed 0 miles left in the tank. we were a couple miles away from a gas station. Wife and I start arguing about whose responsibility it is. She claims since I'm driving, I should've noticed and its on me. I tell her its her fucking car , she used it all morning , its her responsibility to put gas in the fucking thing when its needed or at least let me know right away as we started out that we need to stop asap and not let our 5 yr old be the one who noticed it needed gas. We did make it to the gas station so its no harm no foul but had we run out of gas on Orchard Road it would've been WW3. I was pissed but let it go. I gotta figure I'm in the right on this one.

Every time I get into my wife's car, the tank is almost empty.

Yep. Same here. Feel free to fill that thing up once in a while.

It's not the fault of the person who happens to turn on the ignition after somebody else coasts that shit into the garage on fumes. That is 100% on her.
It IS, however, the fault of every adult in the car that does not notice until after the 5 year old notices it. :lol:

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