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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 10:17 pm 
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I get that it is really hard to admit you have put on a few lbs, but for the love of all things holy please learn how to dress for the size that you currently are.

Ladies, if you are a size 12 stop trying to dress like you are a size 2 still.

Gents, stop trying to squeeze into skinny jeans and a medium shirt when you belong in a 40 waist and XL shirt.

You are not teenagers anymore, dress for the size you currently are, and if you don't like the size you are then get your ass outside for a jog and try an apple for lunch for awhile.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 10:22 pm 
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I've lost 20 pounds and my pants don't fit anymore so now they are all baggy and sag a bit. I'd buy new pants, but its the first time in 38 years I've felt cool.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 10:23 pm 
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I've lost 20 pounds and my pants don't fit anymore so now they are all baggy and sag a bit. I'd buy new pants, but its the first time in 38 years I've felt cool.

:lol: Nice job.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:24 am 
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RFDC wrote:

You are not teenagers anymore


tell that to fashion designers...


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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
I've lost 20 pounds...


Unfortunately, I found them. :oops:


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RFDC wrote:
I get that it is really hard to admit you have put on a few lbs, but for the love of all things holy please learn how to dress for the size that you currently are.

Ladies, if you are a size 12 stop trying to dress like you are a size 2 still.

Gents, stop trying to squeeze into skinny jeans and a medium shirt when you belong in a 40 waist and XL shirt.

You are not teenagers anymore, dress for the size you currently are, and if you don't like the size you are then get your ass outside for a jog and try an apple for lunch for awhile.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:15 am 
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
I've lost 20 pounds and my pants don't fit anymore so now they are all baggy and sag a bit. I'd buy new pants, but its the first time in 38 years I've felt cool.


don't worry, you're not

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good dolphin wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
I've lost 20 pounds and my pants don't fit anymore so now they are all baggy and sag a bit. I'd buy new pants, but its the first time in 38 years I've felt cool.


don't worry, you're not


Haters gunna hate.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:30 pm 
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It must suck to always be annoyed by what others are doing.


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lipidquadcab wrote:
It must suck to always be annoyed by what others are doing.

Obviously a topic that hits close to home for you.

I understand your frustration.

An apple for lunch for a few weeks will help.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:39 pm 
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The problem is, fat fucks no longer realize they're fat fucks and dress like they're not fat fucks.

We all pay the price for their lack of self-awareness, the fat bastards.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:42 pm 
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Mr. Reason wrote:
The problem is, fat fucks no longer realize they're fat fucks and dress like they're not fat fucks.

We all pay the price for their lack of self-awareness, the fat bastards.

Exactly right.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:26 pm 
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I have a problem with women who are summer ready looking disgusting in toddler clothes.

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Nas wrote:
I have a problem with women who are summer ready looking disgusting in toddler clothes.

Even the most height weight proportionate woman would look odd in toddler clothes.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:34 pm 
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Mr. Reason wrote:
Nas wrote:
I have a problem with women who are summer ready looking disgusting in toddler clothes.

Even the most height weight proportionate woman would look odd in toddler clothes.


At least you wouldn't mind looking at them. You wouldn't tell them to put on some clothes.

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RFDC wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:
It must suck to always be annoyed by what others are doing.

Obviously a topic that hits close to home for you.

I understand your frustration.

An apple for lunch for a few weeks will help.

Nah, I'm cool with who and what I am...also don't have any allusions about that so I'm not wearing two sizes too small or whatever it is that seems to bother you so much, though knowing it bothers apparently so many people I may have to start.

Take the apple and shove it up your ass.


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RFDC wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:
It must suck to always be annoyed by what others are doing.

Obviously a topic that hits close to home for you.

I understand your frustration.

An apple for lunch for a few weeks will help.


wow...


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 9:37 am 
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lipidquadcab wrote:
RFDC wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:
It must suck to always be annoyed by what others are doing.

Obviously a topic that hits close to home for you.

I understand your frustration.

An apple for lunch for a few weeks will help.

Nah, I'm cool with who and what I am...also don't have any allusions about that so I'm not wearing two sizes too small or whatever it is that seems to bother you so much, though knowing it bothers apparently so many people I may have to start.

Take the apple and shove it up your ass.

:lol:

And then you can tell me how my ass tastes!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:29 pm 
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size 32 jeans are a little loose on me

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IkeSouth wrote:
size 32 jeans are a little loose on me


Yeah, you've gotten really trim after you contracted AIDS.


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size 32 jeans are a little loose on me


Yeah, you've gotten really trim after you contracted AIDS.


better than being a turd figuratively and figuratively

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IkeSouth wrote:
size 32 jeans are a little loose on me


Yeah, you've gotten really trim after you contracted AIDS.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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IkeSouth wrote:
size 32 jeans are a little loose on me

Mark out the 32 and write in 31

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RFDC wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
size 32 jeans are a little loose on me

Mark out the 32 and write in 31


I wore size 32's back in the mid 20th Century.

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RFDC wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
size 32 jeans are a little loose on me

Mark out the 32 and write in 31


He got her number from an AIDS walk list?

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Chus wrote:
RFDC wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
size 32 jeans are a little loose on me

Mark out the 32 and write in 31


He got her number from an AIDS walk list?

I'd just come from buying a speedboat

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