i just went to my grandmas house because all the fire alarms were going off, and she was freaking out calling me and asking what to do.

i told her to leave the house. thats kinda what that situation calls for.

she went outside, and let the fire alarms sound for 4 hours by the time i got there. the neighbor turned off the circuit breaker, and didnt understand how they were still sounding off.

i got to the house, pulled out all the batteries and put new ones in. yes, women can make babies, but its not like they actually have to put thought into doing so... .

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Maybe she is mad about the time you paid a $1 for ice at that restaurant. Now she hates ice.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way