when i heard that this shit happened last night i turned on fox news and found out that the gunman was said to be a "lone white male" and i was immediately like "oh shit, this means it's only gonna get better for us 'lone white males' out there"
whether it's hillary's radical (think 90s-style "awesome!" synonym) idea for "fun camps" or some of those tinfoil fringey things about how homeless in utah might be getting sent to FEMA camps for practice or whatnot..... man this is not a good time to be a white dude who doesn't have a dynamic social life (which in 2015 might just mean you don't comment on a lot of facebook posts) cuz NBC news had that story about how white people are now the #1 terrorist threat in the USA (time to turn that NSA/DHS anti-terrorism apparatus on the people, eh?) and it's just like...... holy shit, the ride doesn't only never end but it might only really be getting started right now.
anyways, if all else fails for me within a couple'a years i'm just going to create some multi-generational wealth by making/selling t-shirts that say "SORRY I'M WHITE" and then i'll be set. maybe there's a certain $$$-level you can reach to be one of don tiny's "good upstanding people" and thusly avoid the FEMA camps? or who am i kidding i'll go "investigate" what happened to those people in utah.
all in all, when shit like this happens i loathe looking at #TrendingHashtags on twitter cuz holy fucking SHITBALLS when everyone "speaks their mind" i'm reminded of the beauty of like, example, 30+ years ago when you woulda have really had to go out of your way to get everyone's opinion on every stupid thing because holy shit the endless echochamber ping-ponging up and back in the form of a twitter feed endlessly prattling on like another line of matrix code dribbling down the screen = yeah in 2015 social media gives you the power to speak and theoretically be heard by millions if not billions of people.... but you know what gives you not just even more power but extra brownie points with me?
SHUTTING THE FUCK UP(at this point i'd like someone here to go bang the irony gong because it's a really really apropos thing to do right now =)
but yeah i reckon in the end this will all come down to "WE NEED TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT COMMON SENSE #GUNCONTROL RIGHT NOW. HOW MANY MORE LIVES MUST BE LOST BEFORE WE DO SOMETHING?!?!" versus "YEAH THE GUN JUST KIND OF FLOATED IN THERE AND KILLED EVERYONE, RIGHT? GOTTA GET RID OF THOSE EVIL GUNS!"
and in the end i have peered into the future and seen our fate..... get ready for it my fellow CSFMBizens....

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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?