And if it was a bigger name, it would probably be 10+ pages.

Not everybody gives a shit about deflated footballs.

_________________

Nice work Chus, keep it up. I am sure Hatchetman can't wait to find out the truth.

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

This smells like he picked up a hooker and found out it was a tranny.

_________________

whatever he did, that 3 hour gap of being "kidnapped" is really unaccounted for! and the fact he showed up 1 block from his original spot...well those are awfully nice kidnappers bringing him back to the original location!!!!!!!!!!

_________________
"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

He is sticking to his story.

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Wow, I hope for his sake he paid off several people.

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Shots fired at the media. He is definitely lying.

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I read an online article that made lots of assumptions and just put them all out there.

Got coked up with strangers, went to the tuck-a-buck and felt up a bunch of strippers because he is a famous golfer. Then got the snot kicked out of him by the bouncers and left on the street.

I hope this person that put it all out there doesn't get sued for that.

_________________

_________________
1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

So I must have missed it somewhere, but I just read where the was a arrest yesterday with the stolen credit card.

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

I'm guessing the person that ended up with the card, running up charges.
He was easy to arrest because he was already in custody for something else.

_________________

13 bags of doritos, 12 slurpees and a case of slim jims

_________________
"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Robert Allenby fired his caddie today, in the middle of the round.

http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/pga-t ... arries-bag

PGA Tour star? He is certainly famous, but not for golfing.

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

W
T
F

is wrong with this guy??

_________________

Caddie's side of the story:

Allenby not only called him "the worst caddie in the world" and "horrible at picking clubs"
BUT also called him a "fat fuck".


What I take out of this is:

I suck at golf. But even if I was a world class golfer, I cannot imagine a scenario where a caddie "picks a club for me". I know it (kinda) happens, but no, I know what club I want to hit for this shot.

_________________

Bones could never caddy for you.

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

This is a funny story. I am not sure I like the caddie picking the club for me either. When I had a caddie a few weeks ago he made some suggestions knowing the yardage but I usually
took the club I needed. I did listen to him on the greens which was very weird since I have never done that before and didn't trust some of his reads but more times than not he was
correct with the line.

_________________
Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

You had a caddie working for you for 1 day, he shouldn't know what you like to hit in certain situations. These guys are together all the time, it is often that caddies make suggestions.

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

I feel awkward when using a caddie.

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

“I said to him, ‘You know this happens every week. This has happened for like the last three or four or five months. We keep making bad mistakes and you’re not helping me in these circumstances,’” Allenby said after his round of 81. “And he just lost the plot at me. He just told me I could go eff myself. And I said, ‘Look, you need to slow down. I mean just calm down.’ And then he just got right in my face as if he wanted to just beat me up. I said, ‘Stop being a such and such and calm down and get back into the game.’ And he just got even closer and closer and I just said, ‘That’s it, you’re sacked.” I said, ‘I will never have you caddie ever again.’ And we never spoke for the rest of the (first nine) and when we got to 18 we walked off and he said some smartass remark to me and I said, ‘You don’t deserve to be caddying out there.’ And he just got right in my face and threatened me so I said, ‘Go.’ So he left.”

_________________
"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

This was the fourth time that a caddie has quit on Allenby, in the middle of the round.

Move over Bubba and Poulter, we have a new king of the douchebags on the PGA Tour.

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

robert allenby is Golf Guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LeZmHhPxuI

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

_________________

That is really shitty. Would have been funny to see him carry his own clubs in.

_________________
Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Another caddy has a few thoughts as well:

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/07/fellow- ... -the-media

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Why does Hawg have me on ignore?

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

This guy is a nut.