Bernstein: I've been on the phone all day. I'm told it's really, really, really bad.

Boers: Yep.

Bernstein: I'm told that Kane is looking to get a really, really, really smart lawyer.

Boers: Yep.

Bernstein: I'm told the Blackhawks called the NHL to see if they can get cap relief if Kane goes to jail.

Boers: Yep.

That's actually close to what I'd imagine.

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Bernstein will just say common sense things and say it's sourced. He loves these days.

But here's the guy that's really in the know on this situation.

https://twitter.com/ByTimGraham

Bernstein: I just was on the phone during the break. I'm told that John McDonaugh called an emergency meeting this morning and there were loud voices in the room.

Boers: Yep. That's right.

Bernsy is eating this shit up...

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Bernstein: Just got a text from my Blackhawks guy, Terry. He said Jonathan Toews is pissed at Kane. Says Guilty or not Toews hates that Kane is always putting himself in bad spots.

Terry: Yeah. Uh huh. That's right.

why did I look at his twitter account?

DAMN YOU CAMPS !!!!!!

Sorry.

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What if he raped a dude?

Bernstein: I talked to a law enforcement source, Terry.

Terry: Yeah.

Bernstein: He told me that "rape" is a felony that one would serve jail time for if convicted.

Terry: Yeah. That sounds about right. I thought so. Yep.

Beardown, for every one good post you have, you'll do about 10 clunkers in a row.

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*SIGH* Look, again, uh, eh, I, I, I, I, this kind of stuff with this kid *SIGH*, I mean it's no secret some of the things this kid has done and continues to do, continues to do, *SIGH*, look, again, in my world, and uh, eh, eh, this kind of thing isn't unknown with hockey players and my guy has been telling me all along that nothing has changed with this kid, but the Hawks want you to think so, and uh, uh, they've done a good job of hiding it for awhile, but how many rapes, beatings, and orgies with weather girls can Jay Blunk cover up for the love of God?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Has Bernstein reported on this woman's bra size yet?

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Its 8/6 Beardown.


I predict he breaks down in tears over this because he had to have a conversation with his kid about what rape is.

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I assume if he has real info he would break in to a show?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Were there state troopers stationed outside the door of the meeting?

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

don't listen to this guy Beardown...you're on fire. this is a tremendous thread

#BagelsGonnaCamps

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Beardown is en fuego in this thread.

Not really. He had one or two good lines.

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Snowflake knows what rape is...he goes to camp.

Just to be clear...there is a story with no story....but DAN was first! It was probably Sharp anyway.... .

Props to Laurence for debunking the Score strawman Twitter attitude.

Ouch!

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What did I miss with that? Fucking cleaning guy comes everyday and starts chatting during transition.

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Elections have consequences.

Careful. He is the eyes and ears of your office.

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-- source

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Elections have consequences.

He'd probably get a show on E! or TLC.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George