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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 5:10 pm 
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Why dont they make phones with a camera in the side so people dont know youre takin creepy photos

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 Post subject: Re: at the beach
PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 5:39 pm 
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Why dont they make phones with a camera in the side so people dont know youre takin creepy photos


You should invent it. You would be rich.

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 Post subject: Re: at the beach
PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 5:41 pm 
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here's what you REALLY need ike.... you need a phone whose camera can rotate from vertical to horizontal while you're holding it vertical so that way while you look like you're just one of 50mil americans fucking with their phone at any given second you're really snapping away at the babes..... otherwise you gotta go with the vertical pics in the heat of battle if you're that intent on it.

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 Post subject: Re: at the beach
PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 5:56 pm 
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it needs to be a device that looks like a phone but really inside are an intricate set of zooming lenses and the shutter on the side so you look like youre just looking at your phone but really youre taking a zoomed in pic of the fine ass bitches about 50yds sideways from you in 4k resolution. and there will be only one app for it, called 'get a fuckin social skill' lol

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 Post subject: Re: at the beach
PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 6:00 pm 
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I'm sure people appreciate you taking photos of their 12 year old kids so you can jerk off to them in the bathroom, Ike.

Points for creativity I suppose.


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 Post subject: Re: at the beach
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SomeGuy wrote:
I'm sure people appreciate you taking photos of their 12 year old kids so you can jerk off to them in the bathroom, Ike.

Points for creativity I suppose.


at least my mom didnt try to have an abortion

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 Post subject: Re: at the beach
PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 10:11 pm 
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IkeSouth wrote:
Why dont they make phones with a camera in the side so people dont know youre takin creepy photos


unless you're on an ocean/gulf coast, you're not at the beach.


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 Post subject: Re: at the beach
PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 11:23 pm 
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W_Z wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
Why dont they make phones with a camera in the side so people dont know youre takin creepy photos


unless you're on an ocean/gulf coast, you're not at the beach.

What about a sea?


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 Post subject: Re: at the beach
PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:17 am 
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i was at a fiord

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 Post subject: Re: at the beach
PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 6:20 am 
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Colonel Angus wrote:
W_Z wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
Why dont they make phones with a camera in the side so people dont know youre takin creepy photos


unless you're on an ocean/gulf coast, you're not at the beach.

What about a sea?


you're at a son of a beach.


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 Post subject: Re: at the beach
PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 7:59 am 
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 Post subject: Re: at the beach
PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:27 pm 
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Nah id still get caught. Its too creepy anyway. Guys show me pics they take on the beach all the time and i always think 'really dude?'. Shit i even feel bad for girls at hooters the way guys stare at them. A look here and there is fine but these guys just stare with thier mouth open. Its not a wonder why the girls dont talk to them.

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 Post subject: Re: at the beach
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Chus wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
Why dont they make phones with a camera in the side so people dont know youre takin creepy photos


You should invent it. You would be rich.


Years ago I thought that an app that took pictures but didn't show what was coming through the lens would be of interest to some people. (In other words, the screen would just show the home screen or other innocent background, so anyone looking over your shoulder couldn't tell you were taking a picture.) Don't know if anyone ever created an app like that.

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