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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:29 am 
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Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer�s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions;
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No we have a carport, and not need one.
I mean, What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
Polish Remover


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:44 am 
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you need to get a twitlonger/twitter-post-extender and pump this out to everyone in the chicago sports media.... suffice to say...

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:23 am 
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Good one!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:54 am 
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spadaesq1 wrote:
Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer�s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions;
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No we have a carport, and not need one.
I mean, What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
Polish Remover



Shots Fired!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:59 am 
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It's a trap! He wants our Polish members to respond so he can "interview" them.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:43 am 
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:lol: That's actually pretty good.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 12:30 pm 
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See Nas, this is how you treat it.

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