This fucking blows, brah! I remember one time at Cubby Bear back in '04 we were makin fun' of this bitch turning 30, it was like her birthday bash or some shit. She was kinda hot but she was all sad because she was 30 and we heard her sayin' through Tallboys that she didn't have a husband or kids or nothin'. Like, now, my pops tells me, when am I gonna settle down? Like, me? The Stylie? What the fuck, because I turn 30 this week...so what? And I was like, "I ain't changin' for realsies," and some teenage fucknob at Xport goes, "Who says that anymore?" And I go, "I do! Wanna make somethin' of it shithead?" I can still go, bro, don't even try. I can hang with these 20 year old assbags.

So like we know that little pussy Trev Dog is possibly getting engaged to some bitch he met on match.com...I told him, "Better hide yourself from that Ashley Madison shit!" he did not find it funny but I was fuckin' losin' it bro. Match.com. Her name's some stupid bitch name like Amanda or Brenda or something. Some stupid chick name. Fuck all that, bro, I can't settle down. My shit doesn't quit. I know my boys wanna hit up some clubs this week like we used to...the entourage! But fuck I gotta lie about my age or else these 23 year old chicks are gonna think I'm too old or ask "What do you do for a living?" and shit. Boring no-fuck questions, and I don't hear that, for realsies.

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Dude, you are my bro.

It happens to the best of us, Wayne. Hopefully you age as gracefully as me.


A few times this summer I've been out and some ladies have inquired about my age...when I tell them I'm 36, they don't believe it.

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So you were at the Cubby Bear while underage? 30-11=19. I always get ID'd when I go there. You must be special.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

where does wayne get his income? is he gainfully employed?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Figuring out who's mult that is would be the first step.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I wonder how many McNuggets he can eat.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

It's been long known who the mult is.

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Same here.

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You know me like that.

Last week down in Tennesse, someone asked me at a golf course if I was over 55 for a senior discount.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

You said yes for the discount right?

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Hell no,

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

That's because you're not 36....but 66.

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Do you tell older women you are the "mult hunter"? I'd love to see their reaction.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I dunno. I never tried to figure these things out. JORR is one of the few who has any kind of writing skills, so that's my guess.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Hmm, it has those elements of his Boers imitation posts. He is good at that stuff. Plus anything with a Cubs reference could have his paws on it.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

The panties just drop when I whisper it in their ears.

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Always thought it was kind of easy.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

W_S should be Wayne's nickname. There's your hint.

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I am thinking the real Wayne is turning 40 and this is a projection of lost time?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Says the guy who has the IP addresses!

D_S

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I don't care for these call outs for character development.

Do you ask for Spicoli's back story while watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I actually left it because I guessed who it was without looking. Yes, I confirmed it, but first person I thought of....was correct...and saying many had the same thoughts.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

You should really see their reaction when he refers to himself simply as "PMH". That really should get a "rise" out of them.

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Funny you ask. I was watching Rounders a few nights ago. I said they left a lot of historical plot lines open. For instance, the story about Worm screwing one of the other kid's mom. I felt it created a need to go back and a do movie about the years before Worm landed in jail. I want more details on those back stories.

I don't give a crap about Spicoli's back story, but I wouldn't mind a few more scenes in pool changing rooms. "Yeah, she's probably somebody's baby, all right."

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Are you implying that he approaches male bar patrons?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

No I wouldn't do that to him. I wouldn' t suggest that but if he uses that term to a woman I'm sure it would get her going. Short for Perpetual Mult Hunter.

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Who is it? Mitch Cumstein?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

John Galt

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Hawaii (fuck) You

getting old is tough. i was listening to people talk about how OLD and washed up Reggie wayne is and I was like, yeah that dude is OLD. and someone was like yeah he's 35…. and I was like, what a fossil and then I was like, oh wait, I'm 35. Yesterday was the day I realized that my ability today to become a professional athlete is virtually gone. no more. the "the rookie" moment is probably not happening.

Agreed. Then again, I'm glad I passed on an NFL career. Way too much travel for my liking.

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