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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: So this happened in a work email today

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 5:23 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: So this happened in a work email today

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 5:28 pm

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We received an email from the superintendent of our daughters school which stated that he appreciated that we entrusted them with "your most most precious asses". :lol:

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: So this happened in a work email today

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 5:29 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

We received an email from the superintendent of our daughters school which stated that he appreciated that we entrusted them with "your most most precious asses". :lol:

Think things, hit enter, drink beer....not necessarily in that order. :lol:

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: So this happened in a work email today

Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 3:37 pm

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Been laughing for about a solid hour now. He CC'd about 40 people, the entire department, in this email.

Quote:

Hi All,

Please accept my sincerest apologies for the problems I have caused by eating ____’s and ____’s lunch today by mistake.

I would like make up for this incident that has never happened before, and it will never repeat again.

a) I’ll bring a big cake for our entire Department next Friday.
b) I’ll will by lunch for _____ and ______ and hope that they will forgive me for this unusual incident.

Thank you for your understanding that odd things happen to every one….and today was my turn.

Sincerely,

___________

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: So this happened in a work email today

Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 4:02 pm

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One person's lunch bag, I get, but two?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: So this happened in a work email today

Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 4:04 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

One person's lunch bag, I get, but two?

I don't even get one. Does he not realize that he didn't make the food when he's eating it?

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: So this happened in a work email today

Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 4:07 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

One person's lunch bag, I get, but two?

That, and the fact he copied the whole department, is why I loved the email so much.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: So this happened in a work email today

Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 4:15 pm

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Didn't you have to write an email not too long ago adressing brownbag theft? :lol:

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: So this happened in a work email today

Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 4:18 pm

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Furious Styles wrote:

Didn't you have to write an email not too long ago adressing brownbag theft? :lol:

Yup. The QA and customer service departments constantly have shit like this happening at my work. Never seen this problem to nearly this extent anywhere else. But I've never heard of someone eating two people's stuff before even here :lol:

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: So this happened in a work email today

Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 4:23 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

One person's lunch bag, I get, but two?

I don't even get one. Does he not realize that he didn't make the food when he's eating it?

Well, I mean, maybe you grab the wrong bag, but then once you realize it's not your food, you're too embarrassed to put back half-eaten food and just have to fully commit to your error. This guy just exercised some kind of office-fridge droit du seigneur, totally went to town.

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