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Bulldog Scott

Post subject: Baby Wipes and prostate cancer

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:17 pm

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Mac just sais one of his friends carries baby wipes, and is therefore protecting himself from prostate cancer. He didn't want to out the friend.

From an old thread...

Slap Shot ED wrote:

Top 10 goofy things about me .

1. Love M*A*S*H* reruns
2. I use baby wipes instead of toliet paper(much cleaner and NO wet ass later on ).
3. I get a pedicures once a month .I get freaked with people with bad feet or long yellow toe-nails. I know very gay .
4. I wear sandles in showers at the fitness center.
5. If I find a hair in my food I must throw it up.
6. I spend $200 bucks a week on Sushi.
7. I will only buy NIKE footwear.
8 . I WEAR FOOTBALL HELMETS DURING GAMES
9. I shave my chest and private area.I hate hair on my body.
10. I read my wifes People and Marie Claire mags.

After reading this, I think I'm gay . :shock:

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:20 pm

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Nice catch. I thought I remembered reading that before.

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:23 pm

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Stinkfinger The Crow wrote:

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Use baby wipes then . It's a crisp , cool refreshing feeling and you don't have to go back and finish the job later on and you save on having to bleach the shit stains out of your draws all the time . :wink:

Agreed. I have a stash at home, and at the office, because for me, it's as Adam Carolla once said, "like getting peanut butter out of shag carpeting".

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:25 pm

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At least it isn't Tucks.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:36 pm

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i was guessing Slappy too....was not sure why. I guess the above post is the reason. :lol:

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:40 pm

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you guys are like fuckin tabloid reporters

after seeing this thread, i think that 'caption this' thread with "someone" wearing a illini helmet needs to be reopened

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STU-GOTZ

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:32 pm

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I had to help dumb-ass clean the septic and remove 10lbs of wipes as his injecter caught fire trying to move not only shit but 10lbs of wipes he had stuffed down there. I'm sure Mac was referring to Slapnuts..He must have a pretty healty prostate with the amount wipes he had piled in the septic.. :lol:

I know his wife will not allow him to drop wolf-bait in his down stairs bathroom after replaceing the $400 pump.

Mac can make fun out of him , he's down in Florida blowing out septics and diing with 80 year olds who wish they could take a healthy shit once every 6 months.

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Spaulding

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:37 pm

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I thought so too. Ed get that prostate checked.

With the helmets, t0pless people, and sex on the bar I don't think Mackeyland has anything on Slap Shot Ed's basement though.

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Darren - Tinley Park

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:41 pm

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Call me stupid (shut up), but how do baby wipes help protect from prostate cancer? I'd go through a box per bathroom visit if I had to use them :oops:

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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:56 pm

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Darren - Tinley Park wrote:

Call me stupid (shut up), but how do baby wipes help protect from prostate cancer? I'd go through a box per bathroom visit if I had to use them :oops:

That was kind of the point that Mac was trying to make. They don't and it was a foolish thing for his unnamed friend to say. Harry compared it to preventing engine trouble by putting turtle wax on your car.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:57 pm

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the only thing they prevent against is skid marks in the laundry.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:00 pm

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skid marks in the laundry vs. septic tank maintenance....

discuss.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:38 pm

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well. before all that you try to *ahem* tidy up as best you can. that said, ill take the former over the latter.

focker flushed the toilet in the den!

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:52 pm

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I once convinced a stupid blond that constant sexual intercourse would help prevent Vagina cancer.

It was great for a while until she figured out that it didn't have to be with me.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:54 pm

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Hi Oh!!

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The Gridiron Assassin

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:00 pm

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I thought the baseman can in Slapnut's basement smelled like babies last Sunday.

I just wonder how he can see what the hell he was wiping wearing that dark tinted visor on his Raiders helmet.

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Mac

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:02 pm

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Wrongo, Junior Sleuths. While Slappy may have a regularly refreshed, cleansed anal duct, he isn't the buddy who thinks he's being pre-emptive on colon-rectal cancer because of the fresh sphincter. Nice investigative work, however.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:53 am

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that would have been a great 300th post Mac....but not bad for #299.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:47 am

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Mac wrote:

There is more than one? :shock:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:51 am

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Are these the conversations that I should expect to start having with my friends as I get older?

I really have little to no interest in discussing their cleansing habits after a deposit.

Or have you guys just been around each other so long that you've had every discussion so this is what you are left with?

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Badger Vince

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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:59 am

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HappyHour Jason wrote:

Mac wrote:

There is more than one? :shock:

Like wiping ones mouth to guard against Oral Cancer? With the crap that passes from some mouths it may be a very good idea!

http://johnwboyd.com/wipe/

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Slap Shot ED

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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:00 am

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Funny stuff. It's just a hygiene thing for me and I'm not goofy enough to think it would help prevent cancer and if anything with all the chemicals it has, it probably causes cancer. :lol:

For the record Stu wrtote that stupid post about the things I like not me. But most are true.

How you feeling Mackey?

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