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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:25 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Con Air is awesome cinema.

yes, outstanding movie. another timeless classic like roadhouse

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:26 pm

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Morgan: What am I supposed to do?
Dalton: There's always barber college.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:27 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Con Air is awesome cinema.

yes, outstanding movie. another timeless classic like roadhouse

Bull Hurley, Cameron Poe, and Appolo Creed all walk into the Double Deuce...

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:28 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

Morgan: What am I supposed to do?
Dalton: There's always barber college.

Dalton was also the original Jon Taffer

Dalton: You're going through a bottle every 30 minutes, you're skimming the till for 6 shots a bottle. On drafts, 1 every 10.
Dalton: [to Tilghman] I figure he's costing you about 150 a night.
Pat McGurn: [smiles at Dalton] So?
Dalton: So consider it severance pay. TAKE THE TRAIN.

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denisdman

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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:29 pm

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She'd beat your arse Leash!

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:29 pm

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JUDOSPIFF!!!!!!!

also

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:29 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Con Air is awesome cinema.

yes, outstanding movie. another timeless classic like roadhouse

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:30 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

Morgan: What am I supposed to do?
Dalton: There's always barber college.

[Dalton walks in on Steve having sex with a girl in the supply closet]

Dalton: Yo, Steve! You're history.

Steve: But I'm on my break!

Dalton: Stay on it.

Steve: Ah, shit!

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:31 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Con Air is awesome cinema.

yes, outstanding movie. another timeless classic like roadhouse

What about Necessary Roughness?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:32 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Con Air is awesome cinema.

yes, outstanding movie. another timeless classic like roadhouse

What about Necessary Roughness?

Bad.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:32 pm

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Mrs. Doubtfire?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:33 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Con Air is awesome cinema.

yes, outstanding movie. another timeless classic like roadhouse

What about Necessary Roughness?

Outstanding, RPB has better moving watching skills than Kirkwood.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:34 pm

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denisdman wrote:

Mrs. Doubtfire?

Colin Montgomerie?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:34 pm

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Side Out

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:35 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

What about Necessary Roughness?

Bad.

The Robert Loggia play football like Ed Genero played football speech alone is movie magic

YOU GO OUT THERE! YOU TEAR THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF, AND YOU SHIT DOWN THEIR NECKS! Let us pray.

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:50 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Side Out

Let's go Milwaukee

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What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 2:00 pm

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Side Out

Let's go Milwaukee

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 2:52 pm

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denisdman wrote:

BTW, I love Roadhouse.

so do i.

and "con air" is a good movie. it's everything you need out of an action movie, really. buscemi just adds to the delight.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 3:01 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Con Air is awesome cinema.

yes, outstanding movie. another timeless classic like roadhouse

What about Necessary Roughness?

I had a serious crush on Kathy Ireland for a long time...

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 3:03 pm

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sinicalypse wrote:

JUDOSPIFF!!!!!!!

also

Poor kid.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 3:40 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

SomeGuy you're underestimating how important fighting techniques are. She would destroy anyone who wasn't a trained fighter unless they looked like Brock Lesnar.

Disagree.

I'm not underestimating anything either, I'm giving it the weight it deserves within the context of our conversation. Also, the Brock Lesnar thing is just silly. Is that really where we are going with this? She'd "destroy" any untrained male that wasn't ~6' 4" and 270lbs?

C'mon man.

Yes, she would. I can gather from this exchange that you aren't very familiar with mma.

FF is exactly right here. She would destroy any man that was not a trained fighter.

A couple years back there was a lady in our area who had trained in MMA stuff for several years. She had a little demonstration thing at an event. A guy who had been in the marines, fairly athletic was a part of the demonstration. This lady beat the crap out of this dude in no time and had him submitting.

If some lady like that could to it, Rousey would destroy someone.

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Matches Malone

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 3:46 pm

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T-Bone wrote:

I had a serious crush on Kathy Ireland for a long time...

And your thoughts on Scotty Bakula?

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Brick

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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 3:59 pm

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RFDC wrote:

A couple years back there was a lady in our area who had trained in MMA stuff for several years. She had a little demonstration thing at an event. A guy who had been in the marines, fairly athletic was a part of the demonstration. This lady beat the crap out of this dude in no time and had him submitting.

Were they fighting or was it just wrestling?

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:07 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Were they fighting or was it just wrestling?

MMA, not wrestling.

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shirtless driver

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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:08 pm

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I know you shouldn't make fun of blind people or speak ill of the dead, but there is one particular scene,
(my wife said it's toward the beginning, but I couldn't find it on YT, I think where Dalton shows up to the double Douche, and one of the meathead villain toughguys says "Who's this guy?", and Jeff Healy is sitting on the porch and says (paraphrased), "Oh him, THAT'S DALTON. It was just the look on his face and the delivery of the line that has always made me laugh out loud....

Roadhouse is an American Treasure.
Jim Rome had a couple epic takes on it on yesterday's show......
:lol:

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Roadhouse being remade with Ronda Rousey as female Dalto

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:09 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Were they fighting or was it just wrestling?

MMA, not wrestling.

Thanks.

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FavreFan

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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:11 pm

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RFDC wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

SomeGuy you're underestimating how important fighting techniques are. She would destroy anyone who wasn't a trained fighter unless they looked like Brock Lesnar.

Yes, she would. I can gather from this exchange that you aren't very familiar with mma.

This guy gets it.

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leashyourkids

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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:18 pm

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Nobody gets it like I do. I've been beaten up by tons of women.

My screen name should be 213player.

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Douchebag

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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:28 pm

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My screen name should be 213player.

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SomeGuy

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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:30 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Were they fighting or was it just wrestling?

MMA, not wrestling.

We aren't talking about play fighting during a demonstration.

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