wasted ticket, even if they are drunk and dress slutty

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

nobody making a woman take a bus to get to the game is getting a bj

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

1950's Good Dolphin I see.

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man i remember i went to a bears/chargers game in november 2011 (the one where it was BIG BOY LATE-GAME AFC FOOTBALL featuring rivers vs cutler and the bears went up-n-back with an underachieving chargers team b4 putting them away in the 2H.... and jay cutler fractured his pinky or something attempting a tackle after an INT and then he was out for 6-8 weeks which meant caleb hanie and then next week was the chiefs game desgined to kick bears fans in the dick and then i think they got tebow'd the week after that and by week 17 they were out of the playoffs so all they had to play for was getting johnny knox killed in the last game of the season)

AHEM. yeah i was at that game and i was way up in the SW corner of the 500 level which is like you-feel-it-in-your-lungs-if-youre-a-smoker territory and way way up in the corner i had a partial row behind me, where some 20something dude and his chick were sitting. they clearly had "partied" b4 the game cuz you could smell the alcohol on their breaths in the row in front of them. welp when you head into that first kickoff the crowd will start to rumble and then build to a crescendo of AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! right when that first ball is kicked off, you know one of the joys of live NFL.

well right when we got to the apex of that first kickoff cheer that's right when the chick behind me lost it and horked all over the place. she just totally lost everything in her stomach right there on the spot. fortunately for whatever reason i had pocketed a shit-ton of napkins during lunch b4 the game so both of my back pockets were stuffed with napkins and they came in handy to get some of the spillage/splopage on my seat. ever since then i've made it a point to have a ton of napkins on me for every game, which comes in handy when, example, that piece of shit vikings fan dude purposely spills his beer on me and talks shit most likely in a quest to impress the chicks he was with by showing that he could get a bears fan kicked out of the game if he wanted to.

so yeah man, i'm not inherently against chicks @ football games because in my experiences (i usually do like 2-4 bears games a season) by and large the chicks @ the game tend to get into the game because the crowd is loud-n-lively enough to where they'd have a hard time concentrating on their phone, makeup, or whatever else they could do. yeah i'll confess that often times they just wanna drink and look pretty in all their official bears swag because they wanna garner attention by being the most down chick in the viscinity..... but the very nature of live NFL games = they can't completely sod off into their little autistic paradises like they can at cubs games or bulls games (i assume that chicks that go to hawks games nowadays put out even more of an effort to be down since the hawks are really really good and thus they wanna be as hawksfan as possible to beat the other chicks out (and get more attention)

c'est la vie, no?

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you probably love the comedy of Margaret Cho

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Honestly, unless you either are tailgating well or in a luxury box, I don't get the appeal of actually going to NFL games. Maybe once to see Jerry World, but not beyond that.

But I generally agree, I honestly don't see the point to bringing a woman to an NFL game, unless they are amusing meatballs.

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You could say that about any sporting event. Reality is it is entertainment for them too and it very likely they purchased the tickets.

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GO BEARS!!!

They are usually much more organized and necessary for a very good tailgate (food).

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It's funny because in my history it's also true. Hadn't thought about that before.

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Still, got some nookie in the "then Under construction" mcCormick center, post Bears game! I offered, she said yeah, BANG! ..best post game show ever. ZERO security

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Amen. Every time I've brought my wife, dating back to when she was my girlfriend, I have had to confront another human for doing something he had or should have had every right to do.

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"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

And they make sure you aren't three sheets to the wind.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Did she go to the game with you, or did you just ask a random chick if she wanted to fuck and it worked?

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I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I'm glad we can still drive and vote or is that next? I have had little interest in going to NFL games for several years but was not aware of the McCormick sex. I should reconsider. Can I go to hockey games?

You're an amusing meatball. Of course you can go. I'd insist on it. Having heard your political views and with questions about your driving temperment maybe those should be under review.

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Can't choose not to go to court if allegedly raped by a professional athlete.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I am a good meatball. I have almost no political views except for it's all bad.

You have lots of political views.

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GO BEARS!!!

how big was her dick?

I have lots of opinions. I don't consider them political.

^^^^ doesn't help your cause little flower.

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I hope Brees is the Saints' quarterback for the next 10 years.

Now I have to attack Purdue as well?

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I enjoyed my time there.

Partying?

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GO BEARS!!!

Purdue is pretty lame for that but I had fun.

What about women who bring women? Some years ago in September was at a game where the two behind us would sneak kisses. Had a good upskirt view, my buddy told me to be cool about peaking. Late in the game they made out with one of them going up under the shirt of the other.

Unfortunately, I think the photos are trapped on a crashed hard drive.

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