i've said it many times, his wife is reasonably hot.

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dude if his daughter isn't done growing she's gonna tower over all of them! she's already taller than mom and she's putting in some work on catching dad..... seriously she looks like a young giant in that picture!

whats up with her shoes though? it looks like she might as well be wearing flip-flops from what i can tell.... maybe those aren't open-toed shoes but her gigantic feet just could not be contained and they redesigned the front of the shoes for FREEDOM?!?!

ah well, happy holidays dan and i wish for continued health for you and yours!

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Is that a pee stain there?

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His arms are crazy long.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

That, my friend, is how he pulls off the dunks.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Jerry Krause loves his wingspan.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Dan limiting her caloric intake is paying dividends.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Doing drops on the first game for the new coach, especially when everyone was flirting with the concept of a slaugther, would not just be in bad taste but WYC material. I like the pressers for the questions asked because it often confirms/reinforces what I/we were thinking at a given point in the game. I don't expect direct answers but I do want the questions asked (which is why I learned that DB wasn't shit as a reporter covering the Bears for The Score because he wouldn't ask the questions and would defend the coach [Wanny] when pressed on the matter).

As for that eloquent, open, and candid ficticious coach that everyone compares against the residing incumbent (pick your sport), I just wonder what it is you need to hear? I recently met some folks from Charlotte (2 groups) who both snickered about how John Fox is so damn talkative (although they split on the owner, Jerry Richardson).

As to the religious angle, aside from his open anti-Christian bigotry it is his wife who keeps the faith and thus he toes the line. Her line. He has a note from Mommy so he should still win the perfect attendance award, again.

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Addams Family vibe.

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It sure is.

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It's just a little schmutz.

considering dan wasn't fots at the time she decided to marry him, he scored a much more attractive women than his looks warrant.

I'm sure Krause would have some thoughts on the Mom as well. Guy couldn't stop talking about Elton Brand's Mom after they drafted him.

'40s zoot suit.

good for bernsy. appears like he greatly outkicked his coverage.

She's cute. I've always wondered why she had to find dates through the radio.

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Six months after wedding day: "Dan, I was talking with my mother and we thought it would be a good idea if you went to law school."

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Hate to ask which one on the left reminds you of Lurch.....

Seems like Dan lives a pretty good life to me...

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Dan Bernstein of WSCR AM 670: “Like it does in many walks of life, [my Jewish upbringing] brings with it a certain analytical way of seeing the world, finding the gray areas, asking questions upon questions, always with the lively intellectual dissatisfaction and mordant humor. No question it helps in finding what is funny amid what may not appear to be.”

David Schuster of WSCR AM 670: Being Jewish doesn’t make much difference in his career but creates “a comfortable feeling” with many team owners and executives who also are Jewish, he said. “I feel a special kinship to them, but I won’t play that up [on the air] at all.”

Les Grobstein of WSCR AM 670: “We all got big mouths.”


"If only Dan had become a lawyer or doctor...THEN...I would have been proud"

How could he not? He wakes up and has breakfast with his family. He takes the kids to school then still has a few hours to himself with the wife at her "job". He gets in to work at about 12:45 and trolls for a few hours. He is home in time for any fun kids activities but late enough that he doesn't have to be bogged down with homework.

The one who lives the better life is the wife. She has some half assed business she can say she is going to whenever the going gets tough. Her husband takes the kids to school, the nanny probably picks them up, feeds them and does the homework. Then she trots in just before Dan gets home to a perfectly clean house with a cooked meal to present to her husband. All she has to do in exchange is not get fat.

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The American Dream.

But hey, posting on a message board at your desk is good too.

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Sounds all well and good but I would not want to have sex with Dan even if it is infrequent. Not to mention you'd have to introduce and acknowledge him as your husband. I don't care what lifestyle I'd get to live, no thanks.

shit I could get used to it if it meant I never had to go to work again.

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Believe me when I say the idle time can be rough and it's not all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes it's great, sometimes it's depressing.

If I weren't married with kids I'd be a hermit or monk. I don't need to see or do anything interesting. That's how I've stayed a Sox fan for 35 years.

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lol @ les in that chicago jewish sports talkers thing. dude keeps it real cuz he's living the dreamk like nick bakay before him!

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Are you sure the names didn't get transposed?

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