so what's the strawman du jour?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

We established in another thread that Spmack is the "straw man".

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Hawaii (fuck) You

A woman at a golf course begins yelling, ''I've been stung by a bee!'' Her golf instructor asks her where she had been stung. ''Between the first and second hole,'' she replies. The golf instructor tells her, ''Oh, your stance is too wide.''

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-- source

One Step promotion time.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

uuggggghhhhhhhhhhh

Dan crying on air out of happiness. He is living the good life.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I understand him being happy, but keep it to yourself. The listeners really don't give a fuck.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

Why the fuck is he so happy? He's hung over from rotgut wine and arguing with morons about rape and brain damage. I'm drinking top shelf Italians at Wine Week and letting my money work for me.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

You live the good life too JORR. I'm happy for you too.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

you'll have to provide some details for the non-listeners. I assume you're exaggerating though.

I'm really not.

His charity got a massive check today for like $1.5 million from some nameless corporation and they are funded until like 2025 if they don't get another donation.

Success on multiple fronts.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That's really cool. I'm happy for them.

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Oh good, maybe he'll STFU about the camp on the air until then? It's about time Dan's love for corporations was reciprocated.

he lives on a dead end shitty street, way too close to Lane Tech and Western ave...cant be all that great....which he calls Wrigleyville. lol

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Thanks, Rick!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

lookin' at Dan's twitter (once I signed out since he blocked me of course) and it's $1.25m from Hospira Foundation

https://twitter.com/onestepcamp/status/ ... 4013424640

https://www.hospira.com/en/about_hospir ... _community

Now we need BRogue's subhuman twitter account to harass them regarding Señor Spokesman..

Only half funded that long. We will still hear begging about pedi camp and Kenyan marathoners.

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Elections have consequences.

goddamned One Step in the Grave Camp...

though to paraphrase Dan, I really don't even care since this is the Bears-heavy skippable portion of the B&B year anyway.

They're already there unless he deleted them.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I'm sitting in my car right outside the gate. White van, tinted windows. Just knock 2-3-2 and we'll hang out.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

Caught some while in the car..Dan saying this is the CHICAGO BEARS a major market and Matt saying" no Dan don't fall into that trap...please don't Look at the Bears Franchise history" I guess this doesn't apply to the Cubs

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Join us on the North side.

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Can someone give me some background? I jump into the car and hear the two going back and forth about Patrick Kane and their "not saying, just saying" spiel. What I didn't understand (had to switch it off because I was recording my car's break problem) was whether they were taking shots at Kane (and his camp) for their silence? If there's a Grand Jury that is (or isn't convening) isn't everyone supposed to be sworn to secrecy?

IDK, I only caught about 40 seconds and couldn't discern exactly what was or wasn't being said?

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

They referenced some writer today that said there was no "legal" or "NHL" proper reason for Kane not to show up at camp. Then it was what they heard from their voices in their heads. Those voices were saying they are trying to convince Kane to take a personal leave but communication is properly protected by his lawyers and they are resisting.

Then a lot of babbling about how "you can't have him in camp no matter what is what".

The you wait for callers to jump on.

A couple tried to make the point (correct one in my mind) that they are saying Kane is guilty without saying he is guilty. BTW if you say Kaner it is automatically on. Either way I see they are hiding behind the protect and don't shame the accuser. That is fine but if the accuser gets a shield due to obvious real reasons then maybe just shield the accused as well until the charges are actually filed and he is arrested. Just my two cents.

I prefer to remain quiet no matter how bad it looks until we really know something in a court filing.

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Elections have consequences.

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Now to close we get a little expert relief pitcher expertise from Dan and his bobble head partner. Maddon is fine as his bullpen implodes. Maddon uses reasonable calculated expectations in decisions. Yost is a clown car manager because he likes to have a 7, 8, 9 guy approach. I will take KC's wins and position heading into October.

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Elections have consequences.

It wasn't the wrong move, it just didn't work.

I thought you stopped listening. Liar.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Did the corporation cut them a check, or did they raise the money by walking a goat around or something? Because if it's the latter, as you'll recall, Mr. Charity thinks they deserve to be killed.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

I believe it was simply a case of a very generous corporation deciding out of the goodness of their heart to donate.

Pay no attention to the fact that they are owned by Pfizer.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!