in the bar the other weekend some chick bent down and picked up a quarter and gave it to the bartender.

i said "wow thats pretty white of you"

she said "well its just a quarter if it was more i would keep it"

i said "really?" looked at her like i disapproved and turned my back to her. later i asked her for her number but i got rejected i dont think she liked the shirt i was wearing

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Get her to bend down:

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Thrilling life you lead, Ike.

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-- source

Well, don't leave us hanging.

What shirt were you wearing?

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You know me like that.