Why are his pants on the ground? My four year old can pee without completely dropping trou.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Yea, that's what im saying.

Just tell the story man. No need to pull out the phone

In truth, I'll bet the guy that took that picture could get in some real trouble for that.

You can't just start taking pictures of dudes in a restroom and posting them on the internet, can you? Because, if you can, he might be looking at a business opportunity.

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You know me like that.

I think $50 is about the tipping point for me. I'd pull a U.S. Grant out of that mess and clean it off.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Gotta get a new phone, right? I mean even if you got it out and it worked, that'd be fucking disgusting to use no matter how much you tried to "clean" it. And im not even close to a germaphobe.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

A buddy of mine and his friends used to put a $5 bill in a urinal at a bar, piss all over it and then wait to see if someone would go in there and pick it up.

I guess they could've just saved the $5 by reading this thread.

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