Are you sure the names didn't get transposed?

And the mordantly humorous aspect comes from keeping the catholics down.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

dude if his daughter isn't done growing she's gonna tower over all of them! she's already taller than mom and she's putting in some work on catching dad..... seriously she looks like a young giant in that picture!

whats up with her shoes though? it looks like she might as well be wearing flip-flops from what i can tell.... maybe those aren't open-toed shoes but her gigantic feet just could not be contained and they redesigned the front of the shoes for FREEDOM?!?!

ah well, happy holidays dan and i wish for continued health for you and yours!

She doesn't share much family resemblance physically. Is it possible that perhaps she isn't Dan's? She is never mentioned except in the plural of kids. She also resembles Rueben a little.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

How could he not? He wakes up and has breakfast with his family. He takes the kids to school then still has a few hours to himself with the wife at her "job". He gets in to work at about 12:45 and trolls for a few hours. He is home in time for any fun kids activities but late enough that he doesn't have to be bogged down with homework.

The one who lives the better life is the wife. She has some half assed business she can say she is going to whenever the going gets tough. Her husband takes the kids to school, the nanny probably picks them up, feeds them and does the homework. Then she trots in just before Dan gets home to a perfectly clean house with a cooked meal to present to her husband. All she has to do in exchange is not get fat.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Sounds all well and good but I would not want to have sex with Dan even if it is infrequent. Not to mention you'd have to introduce and acknowledge him as your husband. I don't care what lifestyle I'd get to live, no thanks.

Has the Score King ever explained why he takes off Jewish Holidays but rants on the radio how awful and creepy people are who "believe in the invisible man in the cloud".
Does he actually go to synagogue and / or does Joffrey and the forgotten daughter take part in the coming of age Jewish religious events?
Does he look at being a Jew as if it's a social organization or nationality as opposed to an evil religion that the likes of Tim Tebow or some member of the military industrial complex may be into?


In conclusion, him being a hypocrite about religion is reason # 123 to think Dan is a bad guy.

Holy rabbi that is one short family.

Something tells me the boy isn't the athlete we've been sold on.

Dan Bernstein of WSCR AM 670: “Like it does in many walks of life, [my Jewish upbringing] brings with it a certain analytical way of seeing the world, finding the gray areas, asking questions upon questions, always with the lively intellectual dissatisfaction and mordant humor. No question it helps in finding what is funny amid what may not appear to be.”

David Schuster of WSCR AM 670: Being Jewish doesn’t make much difference in his career but creates “a comfortable feeling” with many team owners and executives who also are Jewish, he said. “I feel a special kinship to them, but I won’t play that up [on the air] at all.”

Les Grobstein of WSCR AM 670: “We all got big mouths.”


"If only Dan had become a lawyer or doctor...THEN...I would have been proud"

'House League Goalie' means 'parents bought him the very expensive goalie gear so therefore he's the goalie'.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

I think that's a fair statement. Based on where they live (and the fact I that I went to high school near there), my gut is the kid plays at McFetridge. Would be about pee wee age. I know that travel hockey world well and I'm pretty sure his kid plays house league.

House league hockey means 'everyone who signs up plays' and each team usually features a couple of kids who can't skate. 'House League Goalie' means 'parents bought him the very expensive goalie gear so therefore he's the goalie'.

But the wife is said to be found 'screaming at her son's hockey games'. Hockey mom screaming at a house league hockey game is comparable to 'encore' screams for an opening band on a Tuesday night at a bad suburban bar.

'Analytical way of viewing the world'

So all Jews are analytical? Or does that mean that only Jews are analytical?

Dan = conveniently Jewish

Holy rabbi that is one short family.