This was what the inside looked like.

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totally normal!

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Dude blew up the plane in Airport! with something that looked like that. Cant be too careful.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Did I miss the part where they evacuated the school and called in the bomb squad?

I advise all my friends named Abdul and Mohammed to celebrate every Sepetmber 11 by bringing a clock that looks like a bomb to school.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

They called in the Clock King.

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I understand checking out the suitcase and inquiring about it. Even having a professional look at it to make sure.

No need to arrest the kid though

Hope you had an extra pair of underwear and pants that day.

what about the Sandwich King

If we're going to say that anything that has wires and circuit boards and shit is a bomb, then we're in trouble.

Unless we are these kids

http://gawker.com/7-kids-not-named-moha ... socialflow

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Just call in Abe Froeman and be done with it.

I understand there's a fatwah issued against him.

Be brave, Jeff Mauro.

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Dey better put li'l Mohammed trew da metal detectors when he visits da White House. I'm not sayin', I'm jus' sayin'.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

holee phuk, did dude even try? Looks like he woke up and said "fugg, my science fair project is due today. hmm, let's see. i'll take apart my alarm clock and toss the innards in this metal case and that'll be my project"

It wasn't for a science fair, was it? Thought he just did it out of boredom/creativity.

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-- source

Bingo...did it to impress his engineering teacher.

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And frighten the infidels!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Not hard to do in Texas.

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Maybe the kid thought he was Hubie Brown and the heavy fuel crew asked in an interview question (for the old timers out there)?

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Elections have consequences.

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-- source

we can all be "this is preposterous!" BUT 2 things

: if a kid brought in something like that and it DID explode, the same people would be like, HOW COULD YOU LET A KID BRING SOMETHING IN LIKE THAT

: if a muslim kid or white kid in a trench coat brought that thing into a school that we went to or worked at, we'd all be like, oh hell no and be out in a flash.

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Elections have consequences.

That may be the dumbest "article" I ever read.

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I'm hip to the reference.

Also, "Look at my watch."

He was against the guy who burned the Koran? Sounds like a terrorist to me.

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Yep.

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young cons is a great site

Conns7901 is the greatest con here.

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Strangely, it seems Mohamed’s father, Mohamed — yes, his first name is the same as his last, just like Mario in the dreadful Super Mario Bros. movie...

Ha!

His name in front is the same as his name in back!

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