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 Post subject: NL CENTRAL
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 4:28 pm 
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Chances of winning...formerly titled EAST

CUBS 1.8%
CARDS 93.6%
PIRATE 4.8%

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 Post subject: Re: NL EAST
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Actually they all have a zero percent chance of winning the NL East

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 Post subject: Re: NL EAST
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 4:32 pm 
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OK, I will call the MLB stat guys and tell them a guy who calls himself Douchebag has said the Cubs have a 0.00% mathematical chance of winning the NL central and they need to rerun their numbers and send out a tweet.

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 Post subject: Re: NL EAST
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bigfan wrote:
OK, I will call the MLB stat guys and tell them a guy who calls himself Douchebag has said the Cubs have a 0.00% mathematical chance of winning the NL central and they need to rerun their numbers and send out a tweet.

I never said anything about the NL Central, I said all 3 teams you listed have a zero percent chance of winning the NL East.

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The thread is titled "NL EAST."

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 Post subject: Re: NL EAST
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 Post subject: Re: NL EAST
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Imagine me assuming DB was just being a dick..silly me

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 Post subject: Re: NL CENTRAL
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It's amazing that baseball experts like Bigfan and Good Dolphin don't know what division the Cubs play in.

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All three used to be NL East teams. Just gotta throw in the Mets, Phillies, and Expos.

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Curious Hair wrote:
All three used to be NL East teams. Just gotta throw in the Mets, Phillies, and Expos.

They haven't been in the NL East since Dino Ciccarelli was raping girls in limos.

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See, you think you're taking a shot at me, but you're really just taking a shot at Dino Ciccarelli.

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 Post subject: Re: NL CENTRAL
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Curious Hair wrote:
See, you think you're taking a shot at me, but you're really just taking a shot at Dino Ciccarelli.

Not a shot at you. I'm on team CH.

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 Post subject: Re: NL EAST
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Douchebag wrote:
Actually they all have a zero percent chance of winning the NL East

First thing you have been correct on for some time now. Pudwack.


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Actually they all have a zero percent chance of winning the NL East

First thing you have been correct on for some time now. Pudwack.

No racial slurs or advocation of genocide in this post. Taking a saturday night off from the bottle?

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 Post subject: Re: NL EAST
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FavreFan wrote:
Scooter wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Actually they all have a zero percent chance of winning the NL East

First thing you have been correct on for some time now. Pudwack.

No racial slurs or advocation of genocide in this post. Taking a saturday night off from the bottle?

:lol:

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