According to the report they did find Kane's DNA on the bite mark and under her finger nails. Nothing really changes in the story. I'm not shocked that there was no DNA left. You figure by 3:30-4am the guy is plowed. Odds are it would have taken him three hours to finish. I'm imaging it would be like Lou in Hot Tub TIme Machine before he is 'dropping loads'.

His DNA would be there even if he didn't jizz. It's in your dribble.

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Pre-cum, baby!

Where is CH?!

IS HE A PRECUM BABY?

What is SomeGuy's favorite salad dressing?
I'll take Odd Proclivities for $400, Alex.

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if Kaner couldn't get it up/or finish and so resorted to violence in the middle of the assault, he's in good [well, bad] company:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1795615

Retarded ejaculation, another name for the Bears chats.

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Gonna be pretty hard to get a rape conviction absent any evidence of ,well, rape.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I was ejected before the game even started today

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I still think something terrible went down, but yeah, I don't think they can charge him with rape at this point. They'll get him on a lesser charge and all the wheels on the big machine will keep turning. This is all presuming that this leak (ew) isn't contradicted tomorrow the way every leak has been thus far.

Probably a good thing for Dan that the Bears got blown out today and Cutler got hurt. That will justify minimal attention to this.

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Sexual assault is still very much on the table ... or, if you're in Lakemoor, it's very much in the recliner.

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I don't think they'll be able to "prove" anything. Doesn't mean something didn't happen of course. Pay off in lieu of a civil suit. Kane survives to revisit questionable behavior again. Bears.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Then again his post-game column was that neither of the above matters on the course to 3-13 -> DraftPick -> ?? -> BANNERS, so that's a pickle.

Sox have a day-night doubleheader in Detroit today, so really, he doesn't have to address anything!

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They are streaming the show as normal.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Was Dan Bernstein talked about more in this thread or Patrick Kane?

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Did you have a thought on either, or just other posters? Do you exist entirely in meta?

I'll run the counts later and get back to you.

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We need to hear all of the facts of this case, and let those decide what the charges would be (if any) vs. rushed judgments, gut feelings, or amateur law degrees.

So, like, 6 people are going to hear it?

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5 of them will say they aren't listening.

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And Hatchetman is the other one..

Maybe we have to bump this up to 7...you know Maddux Boy is listening and waiting to schlurp Berstein's schlong at the first opportunity.

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Erie County District Attorney Frank Sedita III reviews porn:

wish I could listen, but as I've mentioned before evey electronical device I have is firewalled from all streaming radio. so instead I stream youtube videos all day.

for "educational purposes" of course.

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Just read a article at lunch on JSOnline that stated 1 out of 4 undergrads females at Madison are sexually assaulted, take that Hockey players.

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No wonder Kane likes to party there.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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Like shootin fish in a barrel.

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Not really related, but did anyone catch the story about Jaromir Jagr? He slept with an 18-year-old, she tried to blackmail him by saying she'd leak the picture of them in bed together, and Jagr was just like "yeah, go ahead, show the world I nailed a hot 18-year-old, I don't give a shit." Jagr's the man.

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