There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

The religious version of the royal family! No real power or purpose but still entertaining!

you don't call having a direct line with God real power ?

Pope Francis is making his first visit to the U.S. this week, with stops in Washington, D.C., New York City, and Philadelphia as he speaks to government officials and conducts large-scale masses. Here is a full itinerary of the pope’s visit:

Tuesday

4:00 p.m.: Check in with God to let Him know he got there okay
8:00 p.m.: Catch some Big Bang Theory while stretched out in bed of Bethesda, MD Econo Lodge

Wednesday

10:30 a.m.: Following meeting with Obama, receive standard White House parting gift of $35 million in foreign military financing
1:00 p.m.: Segway tour of National Mall

Thursday

9:20 a.m.: Arrive at Capitol; revel in delight of meeting so many other people who also commune directly with God
10:05 a.m.: Discover five minutes into congressional address that message of love and compassion not so universal
10:30 a.m.: Propose 2016 fiscal year budget to members of House and Senate
6:00 p.m.: Backstage meet-and-greet with KISS 107.9 Catholic Crush Sweepstakes VIP Ticket winners

Friday

8:40 a.m.: Get immediately tuned out by U.N. representatives from countries with highest income inequality
2:30 p.m.: Sunny afternoon in Central Park feeding communion wafers to pigeons
4:00 p.m.: Visit Our Lady Queen Of Angels School in Harlem for ceremonial slashing of sex education budget
7:03 p.m.: Soundgarden fan in Madison Square Garden crowd to slowly come to realization he might have bought tickets for wrong night

Saturday

11:15 a.m.: Throw key to city of Philadelphia in hotel garbage can
12:30 p.m.: Unbearable two-hour lunch with second cousin who lives in Philadelphia suburbs

Sunday

1:00 p.m.: Official ceremony to lift curse placed on Eagles by God in 1963
8:00 p.m.: Take emotional last glimpse of U.S., having learned many lessons, met dozens of great new friends, and just really grown as a pope

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

A Marxist Pope and a socialist Muslim president walk into a bar....

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

Amazing how the WSJ gets all worked up about somebody with no purpose or power!

Donald Trump?

Great Thin Lizzy song.

As wide a swath as the discussions on this board cut, kinda surprised there isn't a "Pope's Here" thread. So here's one ... use it, or don't.

Apparently after he addresses Congress he's going to dine with the homeless rather than the legislators. The meal may not be as filling, but I reckon the conversation will be very much more so.

Seacrest would usually start the thread, but he is in the corner in the fetal position realizing that the Pope says the same things as Obama.

The Pope is Back in Town

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.