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Is Phil Simms an asshat?
Yes 68%  68%  [ 13 ]
No 32%  32%  [ 6 ]
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Darkside
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Bears have the ball 4th and 1 on their 45 or so... Phil Simms says you have to go for it.
THey get in the special teams, in punt formation, and he says he agrees with the decision to punt.
Asshat.

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:lol: I heard that too and thought the same thing.

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Why can't Phil pronounce his partner's name? It's Jim, not Jeem.

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Darkside wrote:
Bears have the ball 4th and 1 on their 45 or so... Phil Simms says you have to go for it.
THey get in the special teams, in punt formation, and he says he agrees with the decision to punt.
Asshat.


He's an ex-QB ... he's calling audibles.


Chus wrote:
Why can't Phil pronounce his partner's name? It's Jim, not Jeem.


At least it's not Leary McCarren ...

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 Post subject: Re: Phil Simms
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Idiot, not Asshat

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Either Nas or FavreFan voted "No".
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Hit the mute button and be more worried about the pile of shit on the field

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 Post subject: Re: Phil Simms
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I definitely voted "No."

Phil Simms is a legendary Super Bowl Champion with the New York Football Giants. He can be speaking Swahili for all I care. When Phil Simms speaks, his words are irrelevant - all I can think about is how he shredded the hapless Denver Broncos in Super Bowl XXI.

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Simms is by far the dumbest sports broadcaster in the history of sports broadcasting.

What am I taking about? I shouldn't limit it to broadcasters.

Simms is the dumbest person to ever walk the face of the earth.
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"....6 inches short, nope...I would say about a half a foot!"

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"....6 inches short, nope...I would say about a half a foot!"


:lol:

He's something else.
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bigfan wrote:
"....6 inches short, nope...I would say about a half a foot!"


:lol:

He's something else.
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"Here's Chicago in case you can't see it on the map"

(Simms circles the spot on the map where it says "Chicago".
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I always wonder this about stupid guys like Simms. Do you think he's aware that he's stupid? Does he isolate himself and not hear the noise on the interent? Does he not hear the stupid stuff he says played back for him?

DOES PHIL SIMMS KNOW HE'S STUPID?

I want an answer and I'll probably never get one.
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Speigs basically ready my post today. But pretty much everyone that heard that just about gave themselves a stroke anyway.

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Colonel Angus wrote:
Either Nas or FavreFan voted "No".

:?:

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Colonel Angus wrote:
Either Nas or FavreFan voted "No".

:?:

Forget it, he's trolling.

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