But Dan hasn't had fun on his own show in years.

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Today at 5.

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Elections have consequences.

The funny part is that this statistic was created in 2009, but all of a sudden it is considered newsworthy.

WCUB

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

THERE. IS. NO. SUCH. THING. AS. CLUTCH. Except Anthony Rizzo who is the clutchiest clutcher to ever clutch a bat.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

At this point it wouldn't shock me if Dan evolved so that Rizzo is grindy.

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Elections have consequences.

btw, fanduel is slipping today! today i heard a joe-o read/commercial for post-week-2 where he said "maybe you're 2-0 and sitting pretty, or maybe you're 0-2 and it's starting to look bad" and he went on to mention some of the week 3 matchups to look forward to for bigtime points.... on the eve of week 4 starting no less!

compare and contrast that with draftkings who will have tannehill, on a day-off/sick-day/not-in-studio-day PHONE IN for his MULTIPLE up to the minute live/ish reads pointing out [INJURY/BREAKOUT/BUST NEWS FROM YESTERDAY] and rah rah rah blah blah blah LIFE-CHANGING PAYDAY(TM)!!!! yeah.... seriously fanduel you gotta step your game up! you had at least one whole season of a head start on the score (who can forget those ubiquitous spiegel reads and HEY YOU MR. ABOVE-AVERAGE FANTASY PLAYER being all over every commercial break for the whole of the last season or two?) but now you're clearly #2 on the score behind draftkings, who just went and took your damn #1-gambling-fantasy-site status away!



for me in my baseball lifetime (2001-present) joe crede is that guy. i wanna say right up until the very very end of his career he was extraordinarily clutch for whatever (if any) reason/s.

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...wait for it......

I flat out couldn't believe he said that, but a windsock's gonna windsock.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Fabulous.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

And lets not forget that ol' redass Rizzo is the Cubbie who will be ready to fight to preserve the unwritten (no showboating) rules of baseball. Ugh.

This lack of awareness is why I have problems with most Cubbie fans.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Bernstein might slowly be realizing that sports is not a bunch of computer equations running around on a field (well, I suppose they might be, but it is far beyond our comprehension at this point).

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Little League sucks.

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what part of "guessing" did you miss? Do you think he said that?

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

He absolutely said the first half verbatim, he uncomfortably talked around (& basically acknowledged) the second.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I agree.

See, I HAVE evolved.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

You're still a lawyer.

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No, no he did not. I typed it. I made it up on the fly. I actually typed the first part out much more simply ("The outcome of a game is random") and then quickly amended it. So, again, no he didn't say that at all, let alone verbatim.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Maybe my sarcasm/joke meter is off today.

Dan Bernstein (when discussing conversations he's having with people about the WC game) said close to "I tell them that the outcome of any one game is random" then adding that you just don't know. Terry then chuckled that fortunately he's only being asked about the St. Louis series as if the WC game is a fait accompli.

I also heard him use the word "clutch" & his acknowledgement that he was going to pay for that, unless the stupid could understand the backwards looking & contrived methodology behind this glorious new (contrived) stat.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Kudos to Matty for blowing up Maddux Boy on WYC...nicely done!

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We need details of such a huge event. And it was probably Tanny.

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Elections have consequences.

Yes.

Peyton Manning
Aroid
Kershaw
Cutler

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For? because he hardly ever calls in.....

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

The best part was how Danny said that Terry has been saying this for years. You know who else has been saying this for years? The man they love to mock, Hawk.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Hawk Harrelson, plaid pants, and mullets, all coming back in style. I like Hawk, though.

...must have crawled out from under a rock...cause two days in a row!??!....UGH!

The bomb was "dropped" just after he started his crap, so it seemed premeditated. It was great because MB kept talking while the sound effect was being played, apparently not knowing whether to stop or continue:

http://soundbible.com/1582-Bomb-Drop.html

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He is?

Ive only seen him fight over beanballs

They did that last week, too.

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I haven't heard WYC in about 2 months, and pretty every topic was either Bernstein ripping a Republican candidate or a caller doing the same thing. Their signature segment, at least in July, had turned into a GOP bashing session. Not sure if that was a 'small sample size' or not....

WYC should just be blown up at this point...hasn't been the same since Gary died anyway.

Fuck Maddux Boy...that guy is an asswipe.

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