It sounds as if a loving family needs to open its home for the inaugural "Adopt-A-Doug" program.

Any takers?

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Over-caffienated, chain-smoking, lizard-strokin, horny lovers of death metal? I'll pass.

crap...
It's worse than i thought.

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Does he play the cymbals too?
It's tough being a grammar dick

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

Being a 32 year old single male would be awesome.

I want to change my #3 in-laws to holiday gym people. Every year they crowd the gym around the holidays, exercise improperly, and are all gone by March. I wish the fat fuckers would spare me.

funny, but I can picture Mac looking at the cymbals in order to figure out the correct way to spell Zildjian....

it has its ups and downs Spauling....

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The old black man who sells Sun Times and a bag of fruit at the light.

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Tell you what Doug I'll be a 32 year old single male for a day and you can be a 30 year old married woman with 2 kids. We can grab a drink at the end of the day and compare notes.

That's an awesomely original idea for a movie.
Maybe Zack can pen the screenplay.

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

how about you be a 30 year old single woman for a day and we grab a drink?

i get it: grass. fence. green.

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@audioidkid

oh great. does this mean were gonna have even more female posting with male sounding usernames?

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3 things I'm least thankful for:

1. Assholes who make you jump through hoops of flames to apply for a job, but then just ignore you, even if you're qualified.

2. Assholes who spam you, put viruses and spyware on your computer.

3. Any type of fundamentalist pricks. This includes the PC pussies, the Jesus Freaks, Fascist Nazis, Commie Pinko totalitarian pricks, the FCC, PETA, etc.

Damn, that's right, I forgot Jerry Riles.

. Assholes who make you jump through hoops of flames to apply for a job, but then just ignore you, even if you're qualified.


I am surprised Spmack didn't post that.....

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"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

As I am about to post that I am most thankful for the great job I am now, it also makes me think back to those places that didn't hire me. Eff em all now!

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they're also the same fuckwads who grab magazines, listen to iPods AND take the remote for the TV while walking at a leisure pace on the treadmill for 25 minutes and/OR mimic a slow, upright breaststroke on the elliptical machine.

and i get stuck watching them workout while i have to wait, even though i am there year round.



Vince Vaughn and Angelina Jolie...in

BITCH SWITCH

Once the strike is over...expect that shit green lit.

1.) The Chicago Bear Offensive line. Every last old, broken-down, useless one of them...And I'm pretty sure it's safe to assume Olin Kreutz is at least partialy responsible for the fumbled snaps. (please sign Rex)

2.) People who make broad, sweeping generalizations of people based on race, religion, etc. Jerks come in all shapes and colors.

3). Sweet and Sour Sauce. uuugghhh

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This is my signature...

I used to think this until last weekend. Went out with friends Saturday for college football and one of their single girl friends came along. Hit it off really well with her and she's since asked me out this weekend. Afterwards I'm talking to a mutual friend about her and it turns out she dated strictly women for awhile. She could end up being quite the interesting prospect. Therefore I am now thankful for lesbians and could end up much more thankful later on...

Get him that new game Rock Band then. It comes with a guitar, drums, and microphone and is designed to have everyone playing their part. I'm sure you have a lovely singing voice Mac so you can contribute. Then the boys can switch between guitar and drums. Fun for the whole family.

You may think it's all seashells and balloons now hawkeye, but wait until you pass out, and upon waking up the next morning you see this shitty smelling thing lying on the dresser. THEN, the back pain will set in again.

Hey, wait a minute... I'm there about 180 days a year, not just around the holidays. And it's MR. Fuckwad to you Saints Boy.

Oh please god no!!!

either you want to watch TV or you DON'T! Leave the remote for someone if you're already listening to music and reading a paper/magazine.

Please.

what if they are listening to the t.v. via FM?

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Actually where I work out, each eliptical has it's own TV.

I was surfing on the internet kiosk there the other morning and some 50 year old hag almost came to blows (and vice versa) with her husband or boyfriend.

She works out there, and was reading an email from 'another man'. He ambushed her (was dressed in normal clothing and stormed the kiosk from the side), and knocked her off the chair and then refused to let her get in front of the computer, or touch the keyboard or mouse as he read her email. It was high drama at 7AM in the morning. I had to get the musclehead employees there to break the whole deal up. Then after kicking both people out of the health club, they read her email and couldn't stop laughing - so they let me in on the email too for making them aware of the altercation. Some lurid stuff about how some guy wanted to lick and touch the old skank in dirty places. At least I thought it was from a guy. Maybe it was some butch dyke who had a thing for bad looking 50 year old women.

3 things I'm least thankful for.

1. Morons who work a drive thru window and fuck up my order everytime.

2. Old people at the Casino who have no clue how to play poker.(all in on a deuce /7 off suit and hit 3-4-5-6 on the flop and turn and I get beat with 3 Aces. And then they ask...Did you beat me?

3. Red bull -I should just be buying an 8 ball instead of paying $10 for 4 cans of soda that keeps me up all night.

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"You can't put a bounty on a man's head"!

You had to bring up Steve Rosenbloom, didn't you?

Sounds like someone took my advice!

Glad to hear it!

Least Thankful for

1. Being apart of a city that enjoys the longest professional losing streak in history. Then having fans that embrace that team because some how they're "lovable". I don't get the whole "I'm proud to be a fan of a loser".

2. The far left. Stay away from my family and country you mentally challenged, anti-patriotic, hippie retards.

3. Fellow Christians who give Christ a bad name. Live by example and keep your mouth shut.

Honorable Mention. Nude chicks who do anything publicly while wearing a cross necklace. Rising health care costs. Barry Bonds. The 2007 Bears & the 2007 Packers. the '72 Dolphins (go Pats). People who look at ME weird when I discipline my children in public. Sports talk that's negative the majority of the time. Jesse Jackson 95% of the time.

Other then that have a blessed, relaxing, and safe Thanksgiving.

Late Avedis Zildjian rolled over in his grave when you called his fine cymbals symbols.

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