No, not because it's hot in the poor places tonight, but because there are shooters everywhere. And that evil sun is out to give you cancer. Dan's world is getting smaller. Happy Friday, all.

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Have you seen those crazy people drive!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Seen them? I'm one of them!

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No need to ever go outdoors when you can make up sources and use deductive reasoning to program an entire show. When Terry retires this show will become nothing but a solipsistic exercise for Dan. Or, in other words, he will truly have become Mike Francesa.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

I'd say Bernstain can become one of the creepy people he always bemoans, but he already is one...

The only thing I miss about this show is that I love hearing Terry on the air...and I know there isn't long left for him...I just can't handle Bitchstain and his grand proclamations that he is the only one who is ever right.

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this section is causing me to have CTE.

Ban free speech. It's causing irreparable harm to the innocent.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

i'm the victim here. anybody who victim shames me will be bullied and raped.

You will be provided with a pair of noise cancelling headphones. We have assigned a minimum of two Twitter advocates to take on your cause. A class action lawsuit against all forms of media has been initiated with you as the lead plaintiff. You will receive in home meals, a complimentary subscription to the NFL package, and an Asian masseuse of your selected gender. Once you pick your favorite date, we will make it a National Holiday. All bullies will be tortured in Syria by ISIS.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Why is Julie Unruh from WGN trying to reach Bernstain? Just saw this on Twitter?

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it's ok to publicly shame people into donating.

don't ever change.

What if you raise donations by walking with a goat?

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It's not about rewarding people at the top. It's about shaming people at the bottom.

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Bernsie taking the fun out of scotch.

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Elections have consequences.

How is that possible?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Goff wanted Terry to grab him some and Bernsie went all intellectual, peaty, region and years on and on. Spiegel said what I wrote.

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Elections have consequences.

There is no use in creating a Bernstein parody. How can you top statements like that?

Nice avatar.

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Can we talk more about this? Even Spiegel found this gross.

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Those Draft Kings reads are a tough listen. One step above listening to WGN reads about how Indiana wants you to move your business there.

Money talks.

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"Mattress technology has come a long way"

- Dan Bernstein, 2016

now, the backtracking begins on John Fox.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Now? It's been like that for a couple weeks. They turned quickly.

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it's kinda been innuendo until today...talking about how Fox is an awesome coach Monday through Saturday, and that his game possession concepts are old as dirt...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

armed men have come through the cornfields to a house, armed and were shot at...just south of me in the cornfields of Cortland!

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

...And the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard on the radio is.... Dan asking a caller "who is going to break into your house" during a back and forth about protecting your family with a firearm.

Too bad the caller was an idiot because Dan is completely clueless.

Well, the fact is that there's a far greater chance that a family member will be killed with your gun than that you will ever use it to stop an intruder. But facts probably shouldn't be part of this discussion.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Well, the fact is that is a legitimate argument. Dan's is not. IMO

What was this in reference to?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Someone made a joke about a collection plate being passed around for a third time. Dan bragged that his synagogue publishes how much its members donate for everyone to see and lists them by tier. Spiegel said that's a terrible thing to do, as if it's to reward the wealthy for being better Jews than their fellow congregants. Dan responded that it's not about rewarding people at the top, it's about shaming people at the bottom. He tied it into his work with the cancer charity and said something about how this is how you do effective fundraising.

Without getting too rabbinical, I believe that anonymous giving is considered the highest form of charity.

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It really made me look forward to the day when Dan might find himself down on his luck. He's such an arrogant, smug prick.

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