Sources!!!

Southpaw survives his year end evaluation and will be back next year!!!

Real life always funniest...and this is a great example!!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I'm told that Southpaw will undergo changes to his frock next year...

Hoping to emulate the success of the Cubs and their mascot, Clark, Southpaw will not be wearing pants next season. This should be a big hit on Family Sundays.

In addition, there is also speculation that Southpaw will go to a 59FIFTY flat brimmed baseball hat and cock it to one side.

I know it's all true because I'm told this was continually lamented by THE.LOUDEST.VOICE.IN.THE.ROOM...

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Coop is going to work with him this off season. There is not a job in baseball that Coop couldn't do. Just ask him

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Is Hawk actually Southpaw? That why he isn't doing home games?

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

#TWTM
(The Will to Mascot)

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Cubs fans....some of them anyway.

The champagne from their celebration isn't even warm yet, and this thread gets started. Good to see that in the midst of a playoff victory celebration, the White Sox are clearly front and center in some your minds.

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southpaw is a woman

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I always wondered why I liked Southpaw' s butt.

We never wondered Scooter?

And let's be honest Francis, the Southpaw thing is kind of funny.

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It came from me, it cant be funny, that would ruin Franks entire being....and it is funny, because it is true and isnt meant to be funny. A real meeting was held, new options presented and Southpaw retained his job!

It was even funny to the White Sox people who told me as they laughed about it.

but if you are going to make a change..well.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I would love for the White Sox to have a giant white sock as a mascot. It'd be better than the pansexual non-threatening spokesthing they have now.

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Correct...and some people in the Sox agree with you, but Brooks Boyer has taken the Reinsdorf Mantre of never admit your mistakes.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

"I know, man, I'm having serious-ass mascot problems."

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Yep. The reason the Sox haven't made the playoffs in 7 years is the mascot.

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Southpaws reaction to us flicking off the camera for bigfan was priceless.
Just delightful.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

He didn't know what he was getting into, that's for sure.

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Someone should post it.

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Elections have consequences.

I don't think it was caught on camera or anything.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

It was. The whole scene was captured by the videographer.

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Oh sweet. I'm sure that's just lovely on your wedding memories dvd

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

JOKE



FRANK

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I thought that was the Lakemorefest mascot

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Is it possible to get a copy of that memo?

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Dont think they are looking for that to get out...and not for the public humiliation of it, they just dont want Kenny to know about it or he will get involved in that too.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I thought that was the Lakemorefest mascot[/quote]

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It is not the least bit surprising that the marketing team of a company would meet to discuss the continuation of a mascot. That is their job. Now, if it was JR, Hawk and KW in the room discussing it, then we have a problem

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I am 100% sure Jerry was aware of said meeting.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”