Explaining to all us mere mortals on Twitter to "NEVER" throw anything on the field!!

Without them, I just might not have any direction in life on so many matters!

And I would like to thank those who retweeted this ...

On a side note, the Cubs have sent 100,000 plastic cups to the Toronto Blue Jays in exchange for Mark Buehrle

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I imagine they are against the Hat trick thing in hockey too?

uhhh you know dan was on the radio today saying YOU. DO. NOT. THROW. THINGS. ON. THE. FIELD....... EVER.

yes, he had noticeable spaces after each word, and a slightly longer one after "field"

so they're basically RTing the gospel of bernstein

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