I thought it couldn't get worse than the songs, but the impressions may be worse. Honestly, though, the worst part is how she starts with the hyper-excited "hey! It's Flo!" I fucking hate the way she talks, and there's no avoiding it, because you don't know it's coming until it's too late (literally this just happened as I was typing this sentence). With the song commercials, some random dude announced the song, so you could shut it off before hearing her nails-on-a-chalkboard voice.

Super-upbeat, excited people should be rounded up and gassed. I'm serious. That's a holocaust I'm down with.

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A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

I'm grateful for all our modern luxuries and all -don't get me wrong. But sometimes I just can't help but envy our forefathers who lived and died in the pre-dickpill era. Imagine living your entire life without hearing dickpill ads every day, getting dickpill spam all the time, seeing dickpill billboards on your drive to work. Sometimes I wonder if the tradeoff is worth it. Imagine some catastrophic event, such as a global nuclear war, a collision with a comet, or a global outbreak of some deadly virus; sure, survivors would be left in a world utterly bereft of our current technology. They'd struggle to merely survive. But their ears would be unsullied by dickpill ads.

Some part of me yearns for that comet.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

these Leaf Guard commercials on the Score are really weird

they're really trying to hammer home the point that you could fall from a ladder while cleaning your gutters and basically paralyze yourself

They should have OB do a celebrity endorsement.

I'm sorry, but I like these commercials where the guy says, like, "AT&T and DirecTV have converged!" and the person asks the mighty voice "does that make them faster?" and he replies in a big stentorian "...no!"

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Even better than converged...centrifuged!

The ubiquity of Comcast commercials really has me pulling for a viable competitor to emerge.

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Or start taking classes at Kent. State.



Those are funny.

There's a ComEd commercial for their Smart Grid and they chant something twice during the commercial, but I have not idea what they're saying? Does anyone know?

It sort of sounds like "On with the countdown" but that seems too Casey Kasem-y.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Two commercials I've heard on WGN:

1. Do you have curved penis? If so, you may have a condition called peyronie's disease.

2. Kristin Decker, a producer for WGN, does commercials for a hair care product and for Good's Furniture in Kewanee, IL. In the latter she says "...and the 2 hour drive to Good's Furniture was soooo relaxing..."

These John Handcock commercials really suck, Nobody is logging on to see the end of a shitty commercial...Nobody cares how it ends.

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"'On' You Can Count On." They're saying that their power grid is reliable.

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Lin Brehmer and Mary Dixon doing a sketch about buying a mattress (not together, mind you). The less said, the better.

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I finally found out what they were saying a week or so ago, and now the commercials don't annoy me nearly as much.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

If you haven't heard the holiday-themed AT&T radio commercial yet, you probably will. And you will be here.

Dear God dude I heard this today and didn't even make it thru the whole thing once before I literally mashed the shit out of the power button.

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"In life, there is always more to taste".

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I hope Flo tastes the barrel of the nearest shotgun

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What is that annoying ya ya ya song they play in the background of the Sprint radio spot?

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Elections have consequences.

The Chrysler / Star Wars cross promotion is really bad.

I'm inclined to agree. I'd like to think Flo is the type of chick that you could settle for at closing time and invite back to your pimped out condo, but I really think she's the type of chick that's friends with that chick and convinces that chick she has self-respect and that they should go make pancakes at their gay friend's pimped out townhouse rather than shacking up with some idiot who plays Madden. Just a hunch.

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Which townhouse is yours?

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Dude, I wish I had the foresight to be - or at least act - gay during my swingin' days. #trimmagnet

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all these holiday luxury car commercials are pretty insulting. and they're all over the place.

You mean you're not going to buy your 16 year old a Lexus and leave it in front of the house with a red bow? I'm sorry your poor.

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That's why they're insulting. As if I haven't already lined every relative's driveway with a brand new Winter Event close out luxury sedan/SUV (in some cases both at the same time.)

I've gotten quick enough to PTFB when that AT&T Christmas carol ad comes on to tune away or power off before she gets through all three names "Holly, Josh and Nicklas...".

Death by fire seems too mild an ending for all involved.

I am fucking done with the same BMO Harris cardless ATM commercial with the little girl during the Blackhawks games, shown every fucking game times 5 during the season so far. Is that the only fucking commercial they had the budget to produce for this season?

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Discover the Dinosaurs commercials are back. There is no God.

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You know those frequent "Non-24" commercials about blind people finding their rhythm? I read yesterday that the meds that that Vanda Pharma is promoting in the commercial cost $148,000 per year.

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