Bernstein would be forced to no longer enjoy baseball in the same manner as he was previously.

every sports team should have a rule that players are not allowed to talk about GAYS in any way. why is that so hard?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I will throw in my Bernstein-prediction:

"I swear, it's like nobody in this city has ever seen a seven-game series before! Even the ones with enough smart money to buy tickets"

(Second sentence is less likely)

I don't think they go as hard on the Cubs comeback this time. They've been burned twice, in 07 and 08. I think they hold off on that specifically.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

despite the fact that they probably have to carry the Bears presser, it seems tone deaf to be so Bears heavy so early in the show.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Dan's kid just a lover of the game....bullshit

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Dan fires on Terry for saying he knew something in advance but didn't say anything about it...priceless!

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

let the record show, Terry didn't want the Mets.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

"Could you imagine being a Michigan fan, a Bears fan, and a Cubs fan?"

Yep.


"Talk about blow your brains out time ..."

Yep.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

My thought was "I'd trade with that guy right now".

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

And a Lamar Odom hater.

Hah! BR, sometimes you knock it out of the park, and it is such a beautiful thing when you do.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Well, finally, I catch a break ....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

HAHAHA ZAIDMAN TALKING THROUGH THE UPDATE!!!

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

Dan Bernstein: serial misogynist and anti-Christian bigot.

See how easy that was?

Tuned in about 3:15 to hear Dan talking about seeing Jake Arietta looking around (as Dan interpreted it) wide-eyed and how the Cubs are expecting so much from children.

I guess they're not REAL. DAMN. PROFESSIONALS. or REAL. ASS. PLAYERS. anymore? They're children.

Isnt he six years older than Syndergaard?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

That child is almost 30 years old.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Imagine his beard when he hits puberty

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Sheesh. Cant they get LeBron talk to them?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

No wonder they responded so well to the clubhouse petting zoo.

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-- source

So the Maddon as genius narrative has ended? The chaotic and cold randomness of the game has rendered his esoteric baseball insights ineffectual. I really need an avatar of Maddon in a Cubs uniform with Boris Spassky's head shopped onto it.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Maddon is playing Chess and these other guys are playing Checkers

Unfornately, the game is checkers and Terry Colins just said "King Me"

Maddon is a genius but Yost is an idiot.

Maddon has won one LCS in his career. He's about to lose another.

Yost is about to win his second straight ALCS.

But Maddon is 'smarter' because he wears Lisa Loeb glasses, rides a bike around the lakefront and drinks Cameron Hughes ponzi scheme wine.

It's actually a comparison to Ned Yost.

Who is about to go to his second straight ALCS.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Nice.

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Elections have consequences.

Yost winning the WS will make Dan's head explode. Do it.

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Elections have consequences.

I don't think that's what he's saying and he just refuted that point of view.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Its house money. A year early maybe two. Smart thoughts out of these guys.

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Elections have consequences.