Is in town. Sell your house while property values are still high. Listen in to hear Goff tell you how to appreciate him.Live your life . That is all.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Tune in around 9:18, "sumthin' sumthin' basketball, sumthin' white people, sumthin' (replete with laughter)....PTFB (music). Get out of the car and back into the car, radio on again and I'm hearing a bunch of laughter along with some hand clapping. Goff is one goofy mutherphucker.

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Whatever music that they always play...not funny. Goff's stupid singing along is even worse. Worsened only by Spiegel when he used to sing along with his own parody songs.

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Perp was waxing on the greatness that is Bobby McPherrin , one of his vocal idols.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

this guy... ..... ...you're a bad guy...

I'm not a Goff basher but how did he break out Bernstein's "mock the Chicago working class white guy" accent to describe people complaining about the Nike swoosh on Simeon?

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You answered your own question. Because Bernstein does it.

All the backups do it. It's funny when Shepkowski does it because his mocking voice is actually less annoying than his regular voice. But they're very close in sound. So Shep doesn't realize he's actually mocking himself. Gotta love Score backups.

I left the house late today so it was on when I got in the car. I listened to about 8 minutes, including Goff talking about being on Channel 32 after the hosts had a segment telling white kids not to dress up in blackface for Halloween.

At that point, I figured if I am not going to hear anything Chicago-sports related, I may as well not hear anything Chicago-sports related from a guy with a sense of humor, and put on Dan LeBatard on XM 80. Much better, as he was making fun of people in the media being outraged about Greg Hardy not talking to them. I don't give a fuck about Greg Hardy, but at least LeBatard was humorous.

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Let's be honest, Jason is a dumbass. He has very little talent and just plain boring and stupid.
He makes Larry sound like a Mensa member.

This is what happens when a theory (Bernstein-ism) is adopted by someone who doesnt fully understand how and when to employ it.

Or fully understand the limitations of the approach. But he can keep on keepin' on as he must have Boers' chair in his sights. Which will then become some potentially hilarious theater.





For a few weeks/months until Dan realizes that Goff is not the same parrot, and Goff learns that Dan will dump him on the side of the road in a Spiegel minute.

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This is true. Once Goff gets that chair, if he does, he will not be Danny's boy with contract in hand. Like him or not Goff has been learning life's lessons.

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