How the fuck does that happen? Didn't you go to school in Italy?

_________________
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

You have been added to the 1% club.

Edit: Rick is the authority on these matters.

You have not been added to the 1% club. Danny's life has been determined to be better than yours. Feel free to remain jealous.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

Nope.

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

And how come you don't think I have money? Mrs bernstein's dresses are $250. I got plenty of $250 dresses. I'm also willing to bet more people like me and I/we donate as well. Probably to more things because I have more friends. And I drink better wine.

Rick is the ultimate arbiter of these matters, and rightly so. Your life, while absolutely fantastic, has probably been classified as part of the top 5%, but not worthy of the top 1%. Your bottles of wine have labels on them.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

I also enjoy sex and am not easily distracted by boobs.

Well "we" agree with half of that statement.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

I apologize if you have Dan Bernstein level money. If you do then I will reconsider your addition to the list.
Probably not.

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Money don't equal happy and Bernstein is proof of that

He looks happy to me.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

Maybe good dolphin can talk some sense into you once again.

Bernstein has won at life.

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Deep.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

and stupid. Once again Rick is stupid.

I am by no means an objective observer, but I have found Rick to be on fire the last few days.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

Thanks dennis.

Spaulding has been taking shots at me for weeks. I'm not sure what the problem is and she refuses to explain it.

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I just call em like I see em, and you have been all over it lately. Spaulding may be a little tipsy from all that cheap labeled wine.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

BR I would swear you are Schmutzie...cause your love and fondness for little Danny is second only to Quad City Pat!

Wrong.

Housewife is the top of the food chain on the list of jobs everyone would exchange their miserable lives for.

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I did drink wine. Wine was as common as water in Rome and I drank it almost daily. Still, I preferred travelling north back into beer country.

I have a very low frequency for drinking any alcohol. I have gout, so I choose to stay away from wine during those times I do drink.

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Go for 6.

_________________
Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

I was a rough go for a while. Hit a little wall lately but it's a great life.

I will trade lives with Bernstein this second.

Shit I would slob Brick's knob to spend one day as Dan Bernstein living the dream.

But see you have no idea if he is happy or not.

Lots of folks around here are jealous of what he has, but not many will admit it.

Not often I can say this, but Brick is making some real good points in this thread.

_________________
"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Good, happy, people do not behave like Bernstein, not even for ratings.

You are not qualified to speak to the happiness level of anyone. People can act. People can pretend.

no one on this board knows if he is happy or not, and quite frankly no one should really care.

_________________
"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Really? IMU got barbecued for saying if you have money then you should be happy. Now Rick is being celebrated for making the same point?

_________________
Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

How did I celebrate brick? I said he made some good points.

_________________
"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

So IMU had some good points too then when he said people with money shouldn't be depressed? It's one or the other.

_________________
Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Well in a very basic sense, lack of money seems to be a source for a lot of struggle in peoples lives so money not being an issue certainly eliminates one of the biggest sources of unhappiness.

_________________
Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.