Anyone have a deadbeat son or daughter that needs to find a job? Mostly clerical in nature. Need to be able to learn to use a proprietary CRM. Being able to take good photos and edit videos using very basic software is a big plus but not required. Other details via PM.

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I know a guy named Manwhich looking for gainful employment...

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

We drug test.

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'For' or 'Against' usage?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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So did my current job. I hate to scare you, but drug tests dont really prevent potheads from working. Most know how to reliably beat them.

So when can Manwhich come in for an interview?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

The week of November 16th.

And only because this would give me an avenue to steal his girl via the holiday party in December.

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Sleep with or steal?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Finally moved you to the basement, huh?

Someone else's piss is the only safe way anymore..These new tests can tell if its synthetic urine.

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Nevermind. I think I remember who his girlfriend is.

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GO BEARS!!!

Is Manwich Meat's little brother?

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2018
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Why are you posting this?

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Because I need an underling badly.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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If you have more than 24 hours notice, and you fail a piss test, you are a moron.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I'd hire a 19 year old slutty bimbo... Makes no sense to hire a dude.

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Is it 9-2 because that's what I need.

I am currently a 3 days a week lunch lady.

deadbeat here, i'd go for it if i could but i'm kind of needed elsewhere in life.... i take it that the job is a 9-5 F/T deal? where's it at? would you be my boss?

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My buddy got hit while he was at a red light. Auto test immediately because some lady was texting and driving.

Luckily his boss liked him enough to fix it or he would have lost his job


I did clerical office work for a summer. Mind numbing. Probably a motivating experience overall (to not have to do that kind of job)

If all I have to do is enter info and not talk to anybody I'm good.

yeah IMU, i've done shit like this before and honestly i'm fairly awesome at it (~110wpm <1% error typing and i've had a combined year+ of data entry / gen office jobs when i was big tempin @ resurrection healthcare (and you havent lived til you've sat in an office of mostly menopausal/+ women talking about their hot flashes and limp-dicked husbands, OH LET ME TELL YOU) and when i did data entry @ a company called expedite america i was called "data boy" (cuz "date-a-boy", get it?) and i even had to go out and drive forklifts around to get stuff off of the trucks so i could get the info i had to data enter off of them)

but aside from my extenuating life circumstances, since 1) it's me and 2) it's me there'd be no chance, tho i dont wanna deny you your obligatory scoffing like "uh i said that WE DRUG TEST sini, so yeah this doesnt apply to you....." but see, i have the greatest trick for passing drug tests that's guaranteed to work on any amount of notice.... you ready? [drum roll]

i don't do drugs! radical concept i know, but it tends to work with this "drug test" stuff.

TLDR = i'm fairly certain i could do this job well enough to where you'd start to fear that i could quickly take over your job and do it better than you, but unless this is some sort of a temporary/ish position i doubt i could do anything cuz i've kind of got a purpose over here that is 24/7/365 and i can't turn my back on it. c'est la vie.

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I think you could find something like that.

Doing it full time tho is just death to me.

I has a confused. He was hit by a lady who was texting, and he got tested? By whom? What does his boss have to do with this?

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

If there is an accident everybody gets tested, no?

He is an HVAC guy. Was on the job. I should have mentioned that. Auto test with any accident.

He failed because he had no time (that's why I quoted your 24 hour thing)

His boss fixed it so he didn't get in trouble somehow

No.

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In this case it was.

Anytime they get in an accident on the job its an auto test

Mmmmmhmmmmm.