yeah IMU, i've done shit like this before and honestly i'm fairly awesome at it (~110wpm <1% error typing and i've had a combined year+ of data entry / gen office jobs when i was big tempin @ resurrection healthcare (and you havent lived til you've sat in an office of mostly menopausal/+ women talking about their hot flashes and limp-dicked husbands, OH LET ME TELL YOU) and when i did data entry @ a company called expedite america i was called "data boy" (cuz "date-a-boy", get it?) and i even had to go out and drive forklifts around to get stuff off of the trucks so i could get the info i had to data enter off of them)

but aside from my extenuating life circumstances, since 1) it's me and 2) it's me there'd be no chance, tho i dont wanna deny you your obligatory scoffing like "uh i said that WE DRUG TEST sini, so yeah this doesnt apply to you....." but see, i have the greatest trick for passing drug tests that's guaranteed to work on any amount of notice.... you ready? [drum roll]

i don't do drugs! radical concept i know, but it tends to work with this "drug test" stuff.

TLDR = i'm fairly certain i could do this job well enough to where you'd start to fear that i could quickly take over your job and do it better than you, but unless this is some sort of a temporary/ish position i doubt i could do anything cuz i've kind of got a purpose over here that is 24/7/365 and i can't turn my back on it. c'est la vie.

Damn. Hire this man IMU.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

the problem is that i'm "sini" and i talk too much shit on the internet.

How could that possibly be a problem at a place where IMU works?

Send me a resume. I just need someone that is reliable, open to learning and can put in solid work while fitting into the budget I've been given.

Same with Spaulding, if she is interested.

Too far, and I don't think I'd want you as my boss.

I rarely troll.

You gonna take that, IMU?

So Spaulding can only work 9-2, work from home, and doesn't want to report to IMU. Id say sini's got the upper hand so far!

So Spaulding can only work 9-2, work from home, and doesn't want to report to IMU. Id say sini's got the upper hand so far!

I'd say she's bucking for Boilermaker Rick's job!

You think Rick's putting in five hours a day still? That's for guys still ladder climbing like IMU.

I think he was looking to "give it".

I rarely troll.

Camps is untouchable

I rarely troll.

Not even close, rPb.

Im retiring as a day poster soon

I rarely troll.

Joining the picketers in front of the board of trade?

Selling streetwise with the black lady in the wheelchair that always says "Good morning, have a great day?"

No, were moving offices and with the office move we are getting a new network that includes restrictions on internet use. Not sure CSFMB will be on the approved list.

I rarely troll.

Ah. I'm sure IMU can come up with something for you.

Joining the picketers in front of the board of trade?

Selling streetwise with the black lady in the wheelchair that always says "Good morning, have a great day?"

Joining the picketers in front of the board of trade?

Selling streetwise with the black lady in the wheelchair that always says "Good morning, have a great day?"

Let's just take a moment to consider IMU, Spaulding, and sini all in the same office together.

If you vomit from laughing so hard, please try to do so in an appropriate receptacle.

Guess you missed my PPllleeeaaasssee Hire Sini.