Biscuit could be part of the problem, mainly her work husband got in the way of a happy marriage.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Well, I'm sure she had something to do with it, but based on how he described his own life, if I did the same, I'd be divorced too.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I've written a song for you two...it's called Hot and Heavy.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

She's probably thrilled to be screwing guys who aren't 400 pounds.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

as a sabermetrics guy, no doubt grimace saw this coming:

I wonder how those stats change for overweight singers with a thirst for alcohol? One would think that the odds of divorce are even greater. When your wife's nickname is a food stuff, the husband is probably a fat a$$.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

If you have issues with your spouse you compromise prior to getting married. You don't wait until you get married and start making demands. Of course I have never been married.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I guess my demands couldn't be met.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Yes quite entertaining. If you don't make compromises once married, you won't be married long. Keep in mind it's a two way street. You may not like her shedding in the sink, clothes laying around, clubbing with her girlfriends, etc. Meaning, you may want some changes as well.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

marriage is nothing. WTF is so hard about that? Kids are relentless firestorm of stress though.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

You're blaming Ruben?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

What's the divorce rate in this country again?

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#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

You're always making compromises. That wasn't my point. If you bowled on Tuesday's for the last 20 years of your life and your wife didn't complain about it prior to marriage you would naturally assume bowling on Tuesday's won't be a problem. If a month into marriage she told you to give it up you would object. I imagine Spiegs did the same stuff prior to marriage and his wife was fine with it. I don't think you wait until you get married to ask a person to change who they are.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I hate to bring this up - but did they get married because they "had to"? Insert emoji of shotgun wedding here...

You never have to. I was engaged for years and never felt the need to pull the trigger.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

...is this real?

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fock this club. I should manayer.

I just thought it was a metaphor for his radio show.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Personally, I'd say getting married changed our habits/behavior close to 0%. It's the moving in part that changed things. Then again, we dated for about 15 years before we got married so whatever.

That we cant dismiss this out of hand speaks volumes

I thought he got sick and soiled the sheets. pretty sure I heard that.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

He shit his pants walking the dog once.

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Elections have consequences.

maybe that's what I am thinking of.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Maybe he shit the bed after he ate that old burrito he found in that hotel room.

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This fuckin' thread!

There are days I wake up in a state best described in the song Once In A Lifetime.

How did I get here?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.