run into a number of people that live in that vicinty...i would say at least 50% not even aware...and the other 49.9% have no concerns...''

pussy

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Source: Bernstein and the wife are still safe in their home. I'm told Dan is extremely vigilent with his gun drawn and looking out the window. I'm told he's drinking wine to calm his nerves. There is a loud voice in the room. It's his wife telling him he's insane for being scared. His kids are still safe in the burbs with the grandparents.

More later on this breaking story through out the night. But the Bernstein's are safe. Thank God. I know all of you are just as concerned as I am.

Take it easy Champ, why don't you stop posting for a while?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

As I have stated many times, it was my intolerance for even minute risks that made my wife fall in love with me. In tonight's Dresdenesque atmosphere I might get anal.

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Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
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"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

It's people like you that privileged, rich white people hate for not taking this seriously.

DAN BERNSTEIN AND HIS FAMILY HAVE THEIR LIVES IN JEPORDY TONIGHT. Show some concern, bitch!!!!! After all, like Dan said, he lives in Chicago, knows the tension and knows the terror unlike people that don't live in the city.

I wasn't sure if that was intended or not.

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See, the funny posts make the unfunny posts hurt that much more in today's thread.

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Thanks.

Breaking News!!!!!

Dan heard a noise in his yard and saw movement. Shots fired!!!! Shots fired!!!!!

False alarm, though. He killed the neighbors dog. But in these tense times you shoot first and ask questions later. Anyway, his white neighbor plans to sue him for the death of "Wrigley". Dan knows he'll lose. Really smart lawyer have told him so. Small price to pay to pay in the name of protecting your family.

Wife: There's a black guy at the street getting out of the car.

Bernstein: (Goes to door) Who are you?

Goff: It's me, Jason Goff!!!! I was in your hood at a bar, just coming by to say hello.

Bernstein: (Shoots him anyway, he's a bad shot, so just clipped the leg)

Goff: Motha fucka!!!! (Hops in car and races away.)

Wife: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Bernstein: In these tense times we take no chances. All blacks are enemies. Known or unknown. (Aplies eye black to his face)

Jason Bernstein: You are one crazy cracker, Dad.

Are you sure Goff wouldn't be laughing in between every other word?

Good point. I'll correct it.

Bernstein: (Shoots Goff)

Goff:

Wife: You just shot him. Why is he laughing? Who the fuck laughs after being shot?

Bernstein: I have no idea. He's just a crazed laughing fool. He'll laugh about anything. This proves it.

I hope you enjoy it!

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Source: At this hour, Bernstein feels safe. I'm told he's going to retire to bed. The wife has a bed set up in the tub just in case. Dan's orders. She has no say. Kids are still safe in the burbs.

More on this story in the morning. But the Bernstein's are still alive as we speak. Another dangerous day tomorrow. We'll keep you updated.

I'm just glad the Bears notified Bernstein of the threat this time.

But the real question.....

Did Julie make it to the train ok?

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Seems like she did .
NotJulieDiCaro (@MissAndry2015) tweeted at 1:38 PM on Tue, Nov 24, 2015:
I totally just crop dusted the vestibule on Metra as I exited. #mighthavebeenawetone #chiliforlunch #wetwipes #sparepanties

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Drinky would be well advised to position himself more as Karl Pilkington on this show. Karl has made a ton of money playing his character. Of course, there is almost no production on this show so there is little chance they would know how to use a character like that appropriately.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

If he said he'd eat a knob at night, I'd pop.

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I must say I'm shocked at how funny and accurate this thread is.....even Bare Down is killing it.

With the exception of the professional protesters that are likely to slither in with the MSNBC groupies I think most sane people are on the same page on this event and can express outrage but move on in their life with out burning down a Walgreens or stealing a waffle maker.
The cop is a guilty murderer who will likely die in prison.
Is there any big debate about that?


No reason.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

The latter is true due to an apparent lack of understanding between sophistication and sophistry.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Or discussed old people and their Twix habits. Karl had the luxury of working with two talented people, though.

Is it true the character of Chas Tennenbaum was based on Dan Bernstein?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Drawing parallels like these between neurotic sons of lawyers in high-achieving families would be more fun if I didn't think Wes Anderson films were in the "Things Bernstein Has Never Heard Of" thread. I... (sigh) it's that I have no use for...anything with old Bill Murray. I barely have any use for young Bill Murray. I just know Lin Brehmer likes the soundtrack.

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Inasmuch as Hal Incandenza was based on Matt Spiegel.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Except Hal only ate toxic mold one time.

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