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Some will be very confused by this thread.

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Some will assume this is acknowledgement of a presumed condition.

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In my small horse racing community, we like to laugh at names that somehow passed the Jockey Club approval even though they are vulgar. One of the horses that made the cut was "Whisky Ding" :lol:


http://www.equibase.com/profiles/Result ... registry=T


He's only won 2 of his 23 races, so I guess you can say that his career should be cut short.

Get it?


Because....oh fuck.

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:lol: I still do think you might be America and Long Time Guy.

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:lol: I still do think you might be America and Long Time Guy.

:lol: The CoC guys know America pretty well. LTG has tortured me. I would never argue with myself or hate on Tupac and Kobe. At least I've graduated from being Kuhn and freedom.

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In my small horse racing community, we like to laugh at names that somehow passed the Jockey Club approval even though they are vulgar. One of the horses that made the cut was "Whisky Ding" :lol:

http://www.equibase.com/profiles/Result ... registry=T

He's only won 2 of his 23 races, so I guess you can say that his career should be cut short.

Get it?

Because....oh fuck.

Wait. . . When did you become part of a horse racing community?

Follow smackers on twitter and you will see. He is the man.

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Or here. Spmack is our original horse guy and he's won some guys a few $$.

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Or here. Spmack is our original horse guy and he's won some guys a few $$.

But he gives IMU bad picks on purpose. :lol:

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:lol: I still do think you might be America and Long Time Guy.



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Or here. Spmack is our original horse guy and he's won some guys a few $$.

But he gives IMU bad picks on purpose. :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I started getting into it a few years back. JORR and WWN have probably been into it since before I was born. :lol:

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I started getting into it a few years back. JORR and WWN have probably been into it since before I was born. :lol:
Horse racing or whiskey dick?

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Or here. Spmack is our original horse guy and he's won some guys a few $$.

But he gives IMU bad picks on purpose. :lol:

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In my small horse racing community, we like to laugh at names that somehow passed the Jockey Club approval even though they are vulgar. One of the horses that made the cut was "Whisky Ding" :lol:


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In my small horse racing community, we like to laugh at names that somehow passed the Jockey Club approval even though they are vulgar. One of the horses that made the cut was "Whisky Ding" :lol:


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:lol:



Supposedly, a good horse going right now named "Effinex" is supposed to mean "My fuckin' Ex". :lol:

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Or here. Spmack is our original horse guy and he's won some guys a few $$.

I thought that was Joe Orr?


Spmack cut the lights on with bigfan. JORR is our horse expert and baseball historian.

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My favorite was probably 15 years ago betting opening day at the "Spa" the 1st race maidens and I was intrigued by a horse by the name Muhtarfukar......Miglore up good works bought for big$$$$$....so I make a straight bet and wheeled him in the double....10 minutes to go and he was scratched????? Two days later reading in the form he was scratched because of his name! I could have heard me yelling come on Muhtarfukar :lol:

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In my small horse racing community, we like to laugh at names that somehow passed the Jockey Club approval even though they are vulgar. One of the horses that made the cut was "Whisky Ding" :lol:


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I'm heading out to Balmoral on Friday for one last hurrah. I'm going to be sad as fuck. Half of my grandfathers ashes were spread at the finish line there.

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I'm heading out to Balmoral on Friday for one last hurrah. I'm going to be sad as fuck. Half of my grandfathers ashes were spread at the finish line there.


I think there's a slim chance that Balmoral eventually continues as a racetrack. Maywood, on the other hand, I believe to be finished. I should probably get out to Balmoral one last time myself. I'm kind of sorry I didn't go to the last day of Maywood. I heard that all kinds of guys I haven't seen in years were there.

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Maywood will be a mall or residential complex shortly I would assume.

No one goes to Crete on purpose - I'm guessing it ends up like QCD.


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I kid you not: There's a horse running today at Turf Paradise named Too Much Johnson. And the best part? He's running today as a first time gelding. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Or here. Spmack is our original horse guy and he's won some guys a few $$.

I thought that was Joe Orr?


Spmack cut the lights on with bigfan. JORR is our horse expert and baseball historian.

Don't forget he's a Sox fan, so the correct term is "Know-it-all".


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I kid you not: There's a horse running today at Turf Paradise named Too Much Johnson. And the best part? He's running today as a first time gelding. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

He lost yesterday by a head.....so I guess he came up a little short.

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I kid you not: There's a horse running today at Turf Paradise named Too Much Johnson. And the best part? He's running today as a first time gelding. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Wont that slow him down?

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