Salsa King?

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If I ever had an inclination to send emails to the Score, I'd have to get SalsaKingElsworth@gmail.com

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

I don't think it's right to make fun of people's names.

I agree.

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Is it ok to make fun of people's choices for their kids' names?

Poor kid doesn't have a choice in the matter. But the parent does.

I think "Salsa King Elsworth" is actually kind of cute. Unfortunately, it does have the potential to head towards the old 1960s Frito Bandito.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Spaulding, isn't your real name Barbara?

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Be straight up with us playa---are you Goff??

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My pistols represent me
Bust until my rounds empty
Back for the street fame

Yes.

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And I'm working with Joe in IT so we can find out you really are. And if I see you, it's over.

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MY GUY!!

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My pistols represent me
Bust until my rounds empty
Back for the street fame

tell that to Regular Reader

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

There's not enough room for two L*on's on this board.

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was there ever a detailed telling of the salsa story? it doesnt make sense to me as a firable offense.... unless they were looking to fire him and that was the excuse

Yeah from the way it's been explained, they were looking to get rid of him and found a technicality.

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If you can't laugh at yourself (or name), what can you laugh at?

But, my dad was visibly disappointed when I told him that I didn't consider passing down our first name to another generation. I've actually disliked the name for as long as I can remember. Unfortunately the only other "names" I've answered to are derivations/alternatives I like even less. And only a dick would give himself a new name.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Is your name Dick?

My name has been the source of embarrassment for a long time. Most people get it wrong and I've never found a good way of saying how to pronounce it when people get it wrong. It causes stress in any waiting room the longer the wait the more it builds. Inevitably my incorrect name is yelled for all to hear. I then awkwardly stand up knowing I'll look like as ass if I announce my correct name to the room, so I sadly begin my own little walk of shame dying a little inside knowing all the people in the room think my name that isn't my name is dumb. Some people laugh. When I introduce myself sometimes I get that puzzled look, that one that says what? I don't get it, what was wrong with your parents? For a brief stretch in high school I gave myself a normal name til I realized my parents were telling gentleman callers that no Kelly lived there and they had the wrong number.

Delores?

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Mulva

I'm not saying who but some people were saying someone's mama can't spell

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Which rhymes with?

What are the three Chicago streets that rhyme with a part of the female anatomy?

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Melvina, Paulina, and...












Pulaski.

Oh geeze...

Lunt.

and Knox rhymes with Box.

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What about Hunt?

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Now we're back to talking about short Chicago streets again. I never heard of that until now.

Some nice Beverly homes on that street.

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There is a street that runs for about half a block near Argyle and Oak Park called Busse.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost