Dan loves being a dick about something only he cares about.

Was it worse than the time he went after Schuster for calling Derrick Rose "intimidated"? THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT WORD MEANS! DON'T TALK ABOUT MY DERRICK LIKE THAT! Dan liked Derrick then, you see.

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They just bumped tits a little. Dan came close to calling him a Bears shill which would've been a lot of fun, but held back (ofc).

Next segment he stopped their guest from making a joke about McDonald's because "everyone is a potential sponsor."

Take your own advice, fellas. You never know when David Hochberg might become an evangelical minister!

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File this away for the next instance of "hurr durr bernstein is so liberal he's turning it into msnbc." Good liberals always admonish people to step the fuck off McDonald's.

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#scoreheadrules

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Amazed some still listen

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

This is some kind of optical illusion. Which leg is in front? Also, peep that 17in zipper!

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Is that the face Harry made when he found out that Chef Boyardee wasn't a real person?

Harry said when he was a kid he said he used to write letters to Chef Boyardee.

BUT IT"S PART OF HER JOB!

And she'll tell you so...

BRick, Spiral...is this an acceptable fat person joke? it's not about the very pretty Julie, but about a man, so I assume so?

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I remember. "Hey Chef, Harry here..."

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-- source

Chef Boyardee was a real person. He wanted to come in, remember?

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That was not a fat person joke.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

not to wet blanket a joke but the chef was a real person

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Your responses bring shame to my family.

apparently no one was listening, but the second half of WYC was quite good. Right out of the box a caller nailed Dan for going after Dusty's racist baseball comments by pointing out that Dan won't draft white basketball players, and the next caller got Terry for telling a guest that no one saw the Bears going 8-8 when in fact TERRY called them at 8-8 to start the season. Both callers were on point, were allowed to talk and the successive callers weren't bad either.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

That's just phenomenal

Interesting how quckly the "second half" came. Yes, I listened to that portion, but I didn't listen to the whole segment (out of fear of Dan reading some lengthy, windy, heavily inflected e-crap).

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH